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Join Date: Apr 2004
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What If You Wer Getting The Best Blow Job You've Ever Had . . .
WHAT IF YOU WER GETTING THE BEST BLOW JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD . . .
in a dark room and somebody turns on the lights and you discover that a man is the one sucking you off??? What do you do then? Of course, this would probably never happen to anyone . . . but imagine that it did. What would you do? 1. Let him finish 2. Punch him in the nuts 3. Turn the lights back off 4. Wash your cock in gasoline |
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depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.
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does gas burn your cock?
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I bet it burns!!! Imagine if you also set fire to it after washing it in gas??? Ouch! |
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Location: Los Angeles
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I would fall down dead in horror...
So theres no need to wash the penis with gasoline. |
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2. Punch him in the nuts
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
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remove my dick from his mouth, then punch him in the nuts
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
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Need an option for self mutilation there.
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wtf
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5. Strike match. |
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OK, here is another option: 5. Slice of your penis and testicles with a razor blade and then throw them at someone you don't like. Take the razor blade and lick it clean. |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Los Angeles, California
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when keeping it real goes wrong... I'd probably end up in jail
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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haha, I wouldn't be getting a blowjob from a stranger to start with..
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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It depends. If he was hot as fuck I wouldn't mind. if hes was queer, I'de kick him in the face.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
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the best penis cleanser is lemon juice and glass shards.
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