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  • BigG
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 931
    #1

    What If You Wer Getting The Best Blow Job You've Ever Had . . .

    WHAT IF YOU WER GETTING THE BEST BLOW JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD . . .

    in a dark room and somebody turns on the lights and you discover that a man is the one sucking you off??? What do you do then?


    Of course, this would probably never happen to anyone . . . but imagine that it did. What would you do?

    1. Let him finish

    2. Punch him in the nuts

    3. Turn the lights back off

    4. Wash your cock in gasoline
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    • nathan_f
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2003
      • 3983
      #2
      depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.

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        • BigG
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2004
          • 931
          #3
          Originally posted by nathan_f
          depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.

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            • DR_PHIL
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 4099
              #4
              does gas burn your cock?

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                • BigG
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 931
                  #5
                  Originally posted by DR_PHIL
                  does gas burn your cock?

                  I bet it burns!!!

                  Imagine if you also set fire to it after washing it in gas??? Ouch!

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                    • fiftyfingers
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 582
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DR_PHIL
                      does gas burn your cock?
                      damn I bet! I would rather wash with lava soap.
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                        • zzgundamnzz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 6102
                          #7
                          I would fall down dead in horror...

                          So theres no need to wash the penis with gasoline.


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                            • AMADude
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 3875
                              #8
                              2. Punch him in the nuts
                              No sig, just here to fuck around.

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                                • Illicit
                                  wtf ?
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11895
                                  #9
                                  remove my dick from his mouth, then punch him in the nuts
                                  Insert Sig Here

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                                    • EviLGuY
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 12745
                                      #10
                                      Need an option for self mutilation there.

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                                        • BV
                                          wtf
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 10914
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BigG

                                          4. Wash your cock in gasoline

                                          5. Strike match.

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                                            • BigG
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 931
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                              Need an option for self mutilation there.


                                              OK, here is another option:


                                              5. Slice of your penis and testicles with a razor blade and then throw them at someone you don't like. Take the razor blade and lick it clean.

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                                                • marcu5
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 1485
                                                  #13
                                                  when keeping it real goes wrong... I'd probably end up in jail

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                                                    • stev0
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 6801
                                                      #14
                                                      haha, I wouldn't be getting a blowjob from a stranger to start with..

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                                                        • strats
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 1805
                                                          #15
                                                          It depends. If he was hot as fuck I wouldn't mind. if hes was queer, I'de kick him in the face.

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                                                            • Argoz
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 3006
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by nathan_f
                                                              depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.
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                                                                • Morgan
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 10520
                                                                  #17
                                                                  the best penis cleanser is lemon juice and glass shards.
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