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Old 05-08-2004, 06:35 PM   #1
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WHAT IF YOU WER GETTING THE BEST BLOW JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD . . .

in a dark room and somebody turns on the lights and you discover that a man is the one sucking you off??? What do you do then?


Of course, this would probably never happen to anyone . . . but imagine that it did. What would you do?

1. Let him finish

2. Punch him in the nuts

3. Turn the lights back off

4. Wash your cock in gasoline
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Old 05-08-2004, 06:36 PM   #2
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depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.
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Old 05-08-2004, 06:37 PM   #3
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depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.

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Old 05-08-2004, 06:38 PM   #4
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does gas burn your cock?
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Old 05-08-2004, 07:51 PM   #5
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does gas burn your cock?

I bet it burns!!!

Imagine if you also set fire to it after washing it in gas??? Ouch!
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Old 05-08-2004, 07:58 PM   #6
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does gas burn your cock?
damn I bet! I would rather wash with lava soap.
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Old 05-08-2004, 08:00 PM   #7
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I would fall down dead in horror...

So theres no need to wash the penis with gasoline.
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Old 05-08-2004, 08:09 PM   #8
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2. Punch him in the nuts
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Old 05-08-2004, 08:12 PM   #9
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remove my dick from his mouth, then punch him in the nuts
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Old 05-08-2004, 09:20 PM   #10
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Need an option for self mutilation there.
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Old 05-08-2004, 09:25 PM   #11
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4. Wash your cock in gasoline

5. Strike match.
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Old 05-08-2004, 09:26 PM   #12
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Need an option for self mutilation there.


OK, here is another option:


5. Slice of your penis and testicles with a razor blade and then throw them at someone you don't like. Take the razor blade and lick it clean.
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Old 05-08-2004, 11:03 PM   #13
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when keeping it real goes wrong... I'd probably end up in jail
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haha, I wouldn't be getting a blowjob from a stranger to start with..
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Old 05-08-2004, 11:16 PM   #15
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It depends. If he was hot as fuck I wouldn't mind. if hes was queer, I'de kick him in the face.
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depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.
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