What If You Wer Getting The Best Blow Job You've Ever Had . . .
 

WHAT IF YOU WER GETTING THE BEST BLOW JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD . . .

in a dark room and somebody turns on the lights and you discover that a man is the one sucking you off??? What do you do then?


Of course, this would probably never happen to anyone . . . but imagine that it did. What would you do?

1. Let him finish

2. Punch him in the nuts

3. Turn the lights back off

4. Wash your cock in gasoline

depends on how drunk i was, and who turned on the lights.

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does gas burn your cock?

I bet it burns!!!

Imagine if you also set fire to it after washing it in gas??? Ouch!

damn I bet! I would rather wash with lava soap.

I would fall down dead in horror...

So theres no need to wash the penis with gasoline.

2. Punch him in the nuts

remove my dick from his mouth, then punch him in the nuts

Need an option for self mutilation there. :)

5. Strike match.

OK, here is another option:


5. Slice of your penis and testicles with a razor blade and then throw them at someone you don't like. Take the razor blade and lick it clean.

when keeping it real goes wrong... I'd probably end up in jail

haha, I wouldn't be getting a blowjob from a stranger to start with..

It depends. If he was hot as fuck I wouldn't mind. if hes was queer, I'de kick him in the face.

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the best penis cleanser is lemon juice and glass shards.