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Old 04-22-2004, 05:27 PM   #1
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Pinch me... I gotta take a dump!
Have you ever sat down on the toilet and started to take a dump, and suddenly you get the feeling that you're not really sitting on the toilet, but instead you're in your bed dreaming that you're sitting on the toilet? So you have to pinch yourself to make sure that you're really awake and taking your dump in the toilet, and not sleeping and shitting in your bed instead.
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:35 PM   #2
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Uh....yeeeahhh...

Actually, I will have dreams that I'm like in the woods or somewhere and I'm about ready to go pee. And I'll wait up needing to piss. Or sometimes...I don't wake up.
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:36 PM   #3
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That's got to be the best 1st post ever made. Kudos man
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:37 PM   #4
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Have you ever sat down on the toilet and started to take a dump, and suddenly you get the feeling that you're not really sitting on the toilet, but instead you're in your bed dreaming that you're sitting on the toilet? So you have to pinch yourself to make sure that you're really awake and taking your dump in the toilet, and not sleeping and shitting in your bed instead.
Care to share whatever that is that you are smoking....

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Old 04-22-2004, 05:39 PM   #5
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:41 PM   #6
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That's got to be the best 1st post ever made. Kudos man

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Old 04-22-2004, 05:55 PM   #7
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Care to share whatever that is that you are smoking....
Yeah, that's nothin... This one time I dreamed that I was getting my hair cut. And when I woke up all my hair was gone. I still don't know what happened to it.
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:56 PM   #8
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:38 PM   #9
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Yeah, that's nothin... This one time I dreamed that I was getting my hair cut. And when I woke up all my hair was gone. I still don't know what happened to it.
So are you hairy now then?
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:12 PM   #10
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Yeah, that's nothin... This one time I dreamed that I was getting my hair cut. And when I woke up all my hair was gone. I still don't know what happened to it.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:15 PM   #11
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Uh....yeeeahhh...

Actually, I will have dreams that I'm like in the woods or somewhere and I'm about ready to go pee. And I'll wait up needing to piss. Or sometimes...I don't wake up.
sometimes i even wake up in pool of cold piss after a while
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:21 PM   #12
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So are you hairy now then?
Yeah, that was a few years ago. It's all grown back by now, and then some!
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:21 PM   #13
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It's a good thing you wake up before you have finished dumping! Just imagine the mess you'd make!
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:23 PM   #14
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:32 PM   #15
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Hmm... now that you mention it, my ass did hurt that day. I just figured that whoever stole my hair had themselves some anal lovin while they were at it. Guess I should have checked for a leftover probe!
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That's got to be the best 1st post ever made. Kudos man
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:50 PM   #17
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You just wiped? That means you're one of those people who don't wash?!
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