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Old 04-22-2004, 05:27 PM  
Harry P. Ness
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Pinch me... I gotta take a dump!

Have you ever sat down on the toilet and started to take a dump, and suddenly you get the feeling that you're not really sitting on the toilet, but instead you're in your bed dreaming that you're sitting on the toilet? So you have to pinch yourself to make sure that you're really awake and taking your dump in the toilet, and not sleeping and shitting in your bed instead.
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