Pinch me... I gotta take a dump!
 

Have you ever sat down on the toilet and started to take a dump, and suddenly you get the feeling that you're not really sitting on the toilet, but instead you're in your bed dreaming that you're sitting on the toilet? So you have to pinch yourself to make sure that you're really awake and taking your dump in the toilet, and not sleeping and shitting in your bed instead.

Uh....yeeeahhh...

Actually, I will have dreams that I'm like in the woods or somewhere and I'm about ready to go pee. And I'll wait up needing to piss. Or sometimes...I don't wake up.

That's got to be the best 1st post ever made. Kudos man :1orglaugh

Care to share whatever that is that you are smoking....

:rasta

no you freak

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, that's nothin... This one time I dreamed that I was getting my hair cut. And when I woke up all my hair was gone. I still don't know what happened to it.

some of you guys are weird.

So are you hairy now then?

aliens bri

sometimes i even wake up in pool of cold piss after a while

Yeah, that was a few years ago. It's all grown back by now, and then some!

It's a good thing you wake up before you have finished dumping! Just imagine the mess you'd make! :1orglaugh

Erm....no I actually wipe my own ass now

Hmm... now that you mention it, my ass did hurt that day. I just figured that whoever stole my hair had themselves some anal lovin while they were at it. Guess I should have checked for a leftover probe!

funny !:thumbsup

You just wiped? That means you're one of those people who don't wash?! :1orglaugh