Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

:Oh crap A: Make him the designated driver. :spawn

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

:ticking Q: What's green and bounces off the walls? :thumbsup

:pimp A: Ric O'Shea!! :smokin

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

:thefinger Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? :cool-as-a

:cool-as-a A. He just bends over the pages.... :Note

:321GFY Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog? :pimp

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

:eek7 A. Pour Gas on a Cat :hi

:stop and throw a match at it........ WOOF. :hi

:waaaaahh Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat? :stoned

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

:ak47: A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day :Hollering

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

:stoned Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW. :Grrrrrr

:ticking Q. What did the sea say to the shore? :D

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

:mad: A. Nothing...it just waved. :sleep

:Kissmy Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? :Kissmy

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

:eek7 A. You play at the top and finger the bottom... :repuke

:fart Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? :karaoke

:thumbsup A. After withdrawal :drinkup

:321GFY you lose interest... :ticking

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

:question Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay? :tongue:

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

:helpme A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle... :stop

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

:warning Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? :Buck:

who win ?

:eek7 A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!" :zzwhip

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

:Graucho Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets? :drinkup

:fart A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. :Note

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

:evil-laug Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? :rainfro