:smokin A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :NopeNope

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

:drinkup Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :ticking

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you clean your house with a water hose. lol

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

:rasta A. Because they have blond boyfriends :zzwhip

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . during the wedding ceremony the minister said, Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady? lol:Graucho

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

:drinkup Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :drinkup

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart. LMAO:)

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you pawned your grandfather's pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.:glugglug

:fart A. Their both empty from the neck up :moon

:1orglaugh

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon.

:xomunch Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? :rasta

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

:rainfro Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :Grrrrrr

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

blowjob with handlebars

:question A. A blow job with handlebars :stop

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

:xomunch A. A golden retriever. :arcadefre

:NopeNope Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :spawn

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

:stoned A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. :1orglaugh

Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

:Graucho Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :spawn

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

:evil-laug A. It has a stamp on it. :angel

:zzwhip Q. How do you drown a blonde? :waaaaahh

:GFYBand A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. :evil-laug

:mad: Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? :karaoke

What's another word for thesaurus?

:Note A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. :arcadefre

Is it possible to be totally partial?

:waaaaahh Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? :repuke

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

:ticking A. Oh no :thumbsup