|
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base. |
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid. |
:eyecrazy A. Butter is difficult to spread. :GFYBand
|
:question Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :Graucho
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your robes have the Golden Flour label on them. |
:rainfro A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :BangBang:
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you trim your beard and find a Mylock. |
:hi Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :ticking
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill. |
:Hollering Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? :Buck:
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use Jawas for a drink holders. |
:arcadefre A. A brunette with bad breath. :disgust
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other. |
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck. |
:repuke A. The older they get :moon
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D. |
:tongue: the easier they are to pick up. :zzwhip
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth. |
:stop Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :Graucho
|
:GFYBand A. She opens the car door. :thefinger
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit. |
:waaaaahh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :Graucho
|
Smokey can u come over and put your tongue in my asshole?
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your Jedi robe is camouflage colored. |
:eatmouse A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :2 cents:
|
Kill them all' ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
|
:Graucho Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :disgust
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. :) |
:tongue: A. Play ball! :girl
|
:321GFY Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? :mad:
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. :Graucho |
:1orglaugh A. You always hear about them but never see them. :ak47:
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . . you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. :thumbsup |
:thefinger Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :angel
|
spank me
|
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you think Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets. :helpme |
:Buck: A. Cause it said concentrate. :Kissmy
|
spank me hard
|
:fart Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? :winkwink:
|
harder
|
| All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:37 AM. |
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123