I was at the gym and this dude asks me for a spot... - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 03-22-2004, 10:48 AM

He was doing lat pulldowns and wanted someone to spot him so he asked me. As always, I was willing to help my fellow gym member so I went over to the machine and positioned myself for the spot.

What happened next changed my life forever!

The guy was dressed in regular gym attire (sweat pants and a black t-shirt) - nothing that would merit any glances or whispers. He commenced doing his pulldowns and I looked down at his black shirt and noticed a portion on his top right sholder was all bunched up (almost like he blew his nose in it and it dried in a clump). I then noticed several other "spots" very similar all over his shirt. All of a sudden it was like that scene from "Chasing Amy" when Jason Lee realized he was in a gay bar...EUREKA! HOMEBOY WAS WEARING HIS JIZZ RAG TO WORK OUT IN!!!

I jumped back in pure disgust and couldn't believe this was happening to me. There must have been the equivilent of an Elementary school population of dead babies on homeboy's shirt! It looked like he wore it during a gay bukkake shoot and just said, "Fuck It".

The Moral Of This Story is This: Be sure to toss your jizz rags or clean up tools directly into your laundry hamper in order to avoid cotastraphes like this!!!

IPK · 03-22-2004, 10:50 AM

why doesn't he just use a tissue like everyone else.

bluff · 03-22-2004, 10:52 AM

Lycanthrope · 03-22-2004, 10:52 AM

I commend you for even telling this story.

WebTitan · 03-22-2004, 10:55 AM

oh man...

Odie · 03-22-2004, 10:58 AM

that's hilarious!!! so did u at least mention it to him?? ROFL!!!

Huggles · 03-22-2004, 11:02 AM

This is why I have a $2000 gym set in the basement.

swedguy · 03-22-2004, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPK
why doesn't he just use a tissue like everyone else.

Kids use tissues, men use cum rags.

Babagirls · 03-22-2004, 11:05 AM

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raceman · 03-22-2004, 11:05 AM

ROFL

Rob · 03-22-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odie
that's hilarious!!! so did u at least mention it to him?? ROFL!!!

I did mention it to him and he went to the locker room. He left the gym with no shirt on very shortly afterwards.

It was without doubt one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen!

smack · 03-22-2004, 11:25 AM

i think i would have dropped the bar on his dome piece.

Guesswho · 03-22-2004, 11:30 AM

Just whipe your dick with the curtains........except if you're in your
own house

adamneve · 03-22-2004, 11:31 AM

kmanrox · 03-22-2004, 11:32 AM

aahaaahahahahaha

should have snapped a pic with your camera and made an OWN3D pic!

Rob · 03-22-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
aahaaahahahahaha

should have snapped a pic with your camera and made an OWN3D pic!

That would have made a killer owned pic!!! I need to get a pocket digital just to carry around for moments like that!

Vitasoy · 03-22-2004, 11:38 AM

bahahaaa

radical · 03-22-2004, 11:40 AM

lol

Tanker · 03-22-2004, 11:42 AM

thats fucking funny

kmanrox · 03-22-2004, 11:44 AM

i thought this was gonna be a story about getting an accidental teabag (would it be accidental if you agreed to be spotted?)

GiantGnome · 03-22-2004, 11:46 AM

goBigtime · 03-22-2004, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

I did mention it to him and he went to the locker room. He left the gym with no shirt on very shortly afterwards.

It was without doubt one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen!

This post is even funnier than the first.

Damn that guy paid.

kmanrox · 03-22-2004, 11:48 AM

damned link hotten got me

lock · 03-22-2004, 11:52 AM

haha well now you have told the world thru GFY go back and tell everyone at the gym.

swedguy · 03-22-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

I did mention it to him and he went to the locker room. He left the gym with no shirt on very shortly afterwards.

It was without doubt one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen!

Do you think yuo will ever see him at that gym again? I doubt it

eiht_98 · 03-22-2004, 11:57 AM

nice gym you are member of

B40 · 03-22-2004, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i thought this was gonna be a story about getting an accidental teabag (would it be accidental if you agreed to be spotted?)

That's what I thought it would be about...but he'd be giving him the teabag if he's spotting him...

That's fucked up though, but nice to see you offer him a spot, sometimes when I'm at the gym early and there's only a few people there, and I see a guy working out alone, like doing bench press I ask him if he wants a spot.

mpulse · 03-22-2004, 12:13 PM

Funny as hell!

Wilber · 03-22-2004, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
He was doing lat pulldowns and wanted someone to spot him

You probably misunderstood what he asked. He probably said
"Can you add some spots on my favorite bukkake shirt?"

That's why he laid down on the lat bench.

DreamCumTrue · 03-22-2004, 12:18 PM

oi!

Poo-Chee · 03-22-2004, 12:18 PM

cayne · 03-22-2004, 12:38 PM

LOL nice story.

cayne · 03-22-2004, 12:45 PM

LOL nice story.

puresexnow · 03-22-2004, 12:54 PM

This can be avoided if you use your missus's moisturiser bottle.

kimzar · 03-22-2004, 12:56 PM

LoriAnderson · 03-22-2004, 12:58 PM

XxXotic · 03-22-2004, 01:00 PM

thanks for letting me know, that was rather embarassing

Mike Semen · 03-22-2004, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
This is why I have a $2000 gym set in the basement.

So you can work out in your jizz rag and not get bothered by anyone?

uvort · 03-22-2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
He was doing lat pulldowns and wanted someone to spot him so he asked me. As always, I was willing to help my fellow gym member so I went over to the machine and positioned myself for the spot.

What happened next changed my life forever!

The guy was dressed in regular gym attire (sweat pants and a black t-shirt) - nothing that would merit any glances or whispers. He commenced doing his pulldowns and I looked down at his black shirt and noticed a portion on his top right sholder was all bunched up (almost like he blew his nose in it and it dried in a clump). I then noticed several other "spots" very similar all over his shirt. All of a sudden it was like that scene from "Chasing Amy" when Jason Lee realized he was in a gay bar...EUREKA! HOMEBOY WAS WEARING HIS JIZZ RAG TO WORK OUT IN!!!

I jumped back in pure disgust and couldn't believe this was happening to me. There must have been the equivilent of an Elementary school population of dead babies on homeboy's shirt! It looked like he wore it during a gay bukkake shoot and just said, "Fuck It".

The Moral Of This Story is This: Be sure to toss your jizz rags or clean up tools directly into your laundry hamper in order to avoid cotastraphes like this!!!

oh crap, i didnt know the guy i asked to spot me posted at GFY!!

Rob · 03-22-2004, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Semen

So you can work out in your jizz rag and not get bothered by anyone?

Zzzzzzing!

ModelPerfect · 03-22-2004, 02:12 PM

too weird to even comment on.

doornx · 03-22-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
i think i would have dropped the bar on his dome piece.

doesn't work with pulldown though

Nicky · 03-22-2004, 02:20 PM

Oh shit, that has never happened to me, luckily.......now you have made me afraid of spotting someone

michel · 03-22-2004, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPK
why doesn't he just use a tissue like everyone else.

Ditto

Rob · 03-22-2004, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i thought this was gonna be a story about getting an accidental teabag (would it be accidental if you agreed to be spotted?)

That would be why you don't ask a guy with Richard Simmons shorts to spot you on the bench press. Especially if you're pressing a lot of weight therefore causing him to straddle your face for leverage when you get stuck! That's instant tea baggage which is immediately followed by ownage of epic proportions!

Rob · 03-23-2004, 01:05 AM

Update: He was at the gym tonight and wearing a white shirt!

I thought the guy would at least come up to me and offer some sort of thank you or good looking out, but nothing. Nada. Zilch. I think he was extremely embarrassed and didn't want to say a word to me or even look in my direction. What a rude fucker he was! It's now time to extract some sort of revenge for his lack of sincerety.

Any ideas will be warmly welcome!

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Update: He was at the gym tonight and wearing a white shirt! I thought the guy would at least come up to me and offer some sort of thank you or good looking out, but nothing. Nada. Zilch. I think he was extremely embarrassed and didn't want to say a word to me or even look in my direction. What a rude fucker he was! It's now time to extract some sort of revenge for his lack of sincerety. Any ideas will be warmly welcome! __________________