He was doing lat pulldowns and wanted someone to spot him so he asked me. As always, I was willing to help my fellow gym member so I went over to the machine and positioned myself for the spot.
What happened next changed my life forever!
The guy was dressed in regular gym attire (sweat pants and a black t-shirt) - nothing that would merit any glances or whispers. He commenced doing his pulldowns and I looked down at his black shirt and noticed a portion on his top right sholder was all bunched up (almost like he blew his nose in it and it dried in a clump). I then noticed several other "spots" very similar all over his shirt. All of a sudden it was like that scene from "Chasing Amy" when Jason Lee realized he was in a gay bar...EUREKA!
HOMEBOY WAS WEARING HIS JIZZ RAG TO WORK OUT IN!!!
I jumped back in pure disgust and couldn't believe this was happening to me. There must have been the equivilent of an Elementary school population of dead babies on homeboy's shirt! It looked like he wore it during a gay bukkake shoot and just said, "Fuck It".
The Moral Of This Story is This: Be sure to toss your jizz rags or clean up tools directly into your laundry hamper in order to avoid cotastraphes like this!!!
