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DarkJedi 03-31-2004 12:49 AM

1. Start a corporation

2. Open a credit card merchant account

3. Obtain 500+ credit card numbers legitimately. (sell some sort of service that only costs a few $$... take a loss on it, if necessary).

4. Charge $1000+ on each card, and withdraw the $$ from your merchant account before the cardholders dispute them.

5. Spend the money before the bank comes after you.

DarkJedi 03-31-2004 12:50 AM

Take an ad out in a porno mag advertising the greatest ass-penetrating dildos on the market...only $19.99. call the company something like unicorp or something...have people send checks to that company name. after you receive a bunch of orders, write them all a letter saying there was a problem with the shipment, and you will be refunding their money. instead of cutting a check from unicorp, send them a check for 19.99 from ass-penetrating dildos r' us, or something like that. see how many people go to their bank and cash that check.

Turboface 03-31-2004 12:56 AM

Never buy traffic from FastAdultTraffic.

:2 cents:

Oracle Porn 03-31-2004 04:59 AM

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LeDeN 03-31-2004 05:12 AM

The first big person, who is in the adult industry from some years and has a lot of expirience for managing pay sites, content leaser sites, live web cam feeds, adult full length movies and every type of business which depends from _new exclusive content_ ...

and can throw some money & make a good deal with me to start everything here in Bulgaria - will make millions.

Bulgaria has everything - nice girls and nice boys which can do everything, and the resource here is cheaper than other countries - so the new sets/movies will cost much little for the producers


That is my advice.

jattt 03-31-2004 05:17 AM

Be honest and work smart (not hard),
it will pay off in time!




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dij 03-31-2004 05:29 AM

A man once put a few fleas in a jar. He covered that jar with a lid and waited. Fleas tried to get out of the jar and kept jumping up, but lid preventd them from escaping.
After some time the fleas stopped jumping. The man removed the lid from the jar, but the fleas did not try to escape anymore. They realized that it's useless to jump and that they won't ever get out.

My advice is to never give up, and always keep trying.

dij 03-31-2004 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?
[Rusty shakes his head]
Danny: Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking teen beat cover boys.
[pause]
Danny: Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house.
Rusty: Been practicing this speech, haven't you?
Danny: Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt I rushed it.
Rusty: No, it was good, I liked it.

My favorite movie of all time!

Can't wait till 2nd part comes out :)

Arousal Design 04-01-2004 07:40 PM

My advice is to never start playing online poker. It's a bank account disease, it'll just slowly but surely deprive you of your hard earned $$.

(serious advice)

=D

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