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monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:23 PM

Do what you love, and the money will follow.

monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:26 PM

Keep a running list of any and all ideas you have for new business opportunities. Whenever you're sitting around bored, open the list, grab one of the ideas, and start putting it into action. ALWAYS put your ideas on the list as soon as they hit you. If you're in bed and an idea hits you, write it down and put it in the list the next day. Don't go to sleep without writing it down or chances are you will forget it.

Babagirls 03-18-2004 09:27 PM

Be original, do what you would like to see (put yourself in the customers shoes), refer refer refer, use message boards such as this for tips and advice and help.

thank you and goodnight. :thumbsup

cool1 03-18-2004 09:29 PM

The only advice I can give is to work hard,
don't make an ass of yourself on the webmaster boards.
And you could succeed.

monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:29 PM

Money is a circular river flowing into and out of you. If you damn up the river, it will not flow back to you, so don't be afraid to spend money in positive ways. It will come back to you, in larger amounts than you sent out.

$5 submissions 03-18-2004 09:31 PM

Here's my entries:

Time management tips for webmasters
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253699


Realizing that Failure is a necessary condition for Success
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=254316

Applying online marketing processes to webmaster work
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253204

monkeysnap 03-18-2004 09:38 PM

A friend of mine told me about the dangers of having your hand caught in the monkey gourd...

Some tribes in Africa hunt for monkeys for dinner by first hollowing out a heavy gourd, then putting meat inside the gourd, and then leaving it in the jungle.

A monkey would eventually smell the meat and come around to get some. He'd put his hand inside the gourd and grab the meat.

But... once his fist was closed around the meat he could no longer remove his hand because the opening was too narrow. He wanted the meat so badly that he would not let go. This would slow the monkey down and the hunters then had an easy kill.

So...

Holding on too tightly to something that isn't really working out as good as you'd hoped will just slow you down, and eventually you too will be eaten for dinner. Don't be afraid to let go and run free.

Morgan 03-18-2004 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by monkeysnap
A friend of mine told me about the dangers of having your hand caught in the monkey gourd...

Some tribes in Africa hunt for monkeys for dinner by first hollowing out a heavy gourd, then putting meat inside the gourd, and then leaving it in the jungle.

A monkey would eventually smell the meat and come around to get some. He'd put his hand inside the gourd and grab the meat.

But... once his fist was closed around the meat he could no longer remove his hand because the opening was too narrow. He wanted the meat so badly that he would not let go. This would slow the monkey down and the hunters then had an easy kill.

So...

Holding on too tightly to something that isn't really working out as good as you'd hoped will just slow you down, and eventually you too will be eaten for dinner. Don't be afraid to let go and run free.

And for water, the tribesman in some places burrow a hole into a dirt wall and put food into it. the monkey comes, grabs the food, wont let go and the tribesman comes and feeds the monkey rock salt from the earth. The monkey loves the salt, but gets super thirsty fast and the tribesman hides behind a tree, the monkey dying of thirst drops the food in the hole and heads for the nearest pond of water. The tribesman follows the critter and finds his water. The end.

FreeFastHost 03-18-2004 09:52 PM

Don't do business with Oracle Porn.

Oracle Porn 03-18-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Here's my entries:

Time management tips for webmasters
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253699


Realizing that Failure is a necessary condition for Success
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=254316

Applying online marketing processes to webmaster work
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=253204

Sorry but you didn't follow the rules.

Oracle Porn 03-18-2004 09:55 PM

50 biz tips and tricks :thumbsup

ToolGuy 03-18-2004 09:56 PM

Working the web is just a numbers game so I would say first thing you need to do no matter what product or service you are planning on selling is FOCUS ON GETTING TRAFFIC!
No matter what the sources of your traffic are be sure that you can control where it all goes either by sending it all to one site (a hub) or by redirecting it via your server or scripts since this will allows be your most valuable assett. It doesn't matter how kick ass your site looks or how great your product is if nobody is seeing it then nobody is buying it.
With enough traffic you can literally sell ice to eskimoes!

Rankings 03-18-2004 09:57 PM

DONT GIVE AWAY YOUR SECRETS OR TIPS

pradaboy 03-18-2004 10:01 PM

love life :glugglug

SoundMan 03-18-2004 10:02 PM

Here is mine:

If you start a dream project Fucking Finish it!

this has always been my down fall..

START IT - FINISH IT!

2ND


Never rely on anyone..........

Do it yourself ! .............

foreverjason 03-18-2004 10:14 PM

Partners can be your greatest asset or liability, pick carefully.

patrack 03-18-2004 10:17 PM

If you want to truly make it in life, you need to KNOW who you are dealing with at all times. That's why the absolute BEST advise I have ever received has been the following.

If the last name of the person you're dealing with contains 'berg', 'wicz', 'sky', 'vitz', 'rosen', 'artz', 'stein', 'man', 'baum', 'gold', 'silver', 'thal', 'ller', 'stone', then PROCEED WITH CAUTION

- patrack

:)

jmarzlak 03-18-2004 10:23 PM

the golden rule: treat each other how you would like to be treated

jawanda 03-18-2004 10:57 PM

Business is RUTHLESS.

Do you want industry respect? YES.

Do you need traffic? YES.

Do you need to 'duplicate what works' ? YES!

But most importantly, you need to be RUTHLESS when it comes to following your INSTINCTS and running with something that you feel can be profitable.

NO ONE is going to wait around and congratulate you for your good idea, they are going to STEAL it, and for fucks sake, you shouldn't be afraid to do the same. In this biz, the early bird really DOES get the worm.

If it's legal, and it will make you money, do it.

DON'T BE AFRAID OF YOUR OWN SUCCESS, because there are one hundred guys standing behind you who have NO problem copying your idea and doing it 10x.

I still remember the day that I saw that movie (What was it, American Pie? Can't Hardly Wait?) and thought, "I wonder if milf.com is available? That could be big." Of course, it was only a few days after the movie came out and the domain was available, but I never bought it because I second guessed myself...

If only ... If only...

Never say those words again.

-P

sixxxth_sense 03-18-2004 10:59 PM

CHeck my sigg!

I think most of us, if not all started doing galleries!!! That is the thing that helped us build traffic and throw it arround. SE traffic is hard to earn now. It aint like 96, where u can throw 10000000 kyewoards and be out there fore eeverything!

Danielle 03-18-2004 11:07 PM

Do the exact opposite of what ever Oracle Porn says to do. :)

Hugs,
Danielle

Bigfuck 03-18-2004 11:48 PM

You have to invest to make money in the beginning reinvest 100%
in your adult biz
when you start to get a good cashflow reinvest 50% of the money you make in adult in other things like real estate or shares
and 50% in your adult biz

buddyjuf 03-18-2004 11:52 PM

Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?
[Rusty shakes his head]
Danny: Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking teen beat cover boys.
[pause]
Danny: Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house.
Rusty: Been practicing this speech, haven't you?
Danny: Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt I rushed it.
Rusty: No, it was good, I liked it.

XLegendX 03-18-2004 11:54 PM

Clearly, the most intelligent advice one could give in this business is to not post their business tips, tricks etc... because you know what? Someone will just take your business ideas, concepts, run off and fart in your face.

I'll take my $1,200. via paypal.

Thanks in advance ~
Legend :321GFY

skillfull 03-19-2004 12:30 AM

hum
always have a backup plan ready
try to depands the less possible of others

Oracle Porn 03-19-2004 04:25 AM

:warning

abyss_al 03-19-2004 04:26 AM

buy high - sell low !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bling bling in no time:thumbsup

LowRider 03-19-2004 04:39 AM

NEVER start out in this biz with a paysite...

maxjohan 03-19-2004 04:54 AM

The Power of Creativity

A blind man sat on the steps of a building with a Hat by his feet and a sign that read:
"I am blind, please help".

A creative publicist was walking by him and stopped to observe, he only had a few coins in his hat.

He dropped a few more coins into the hat and without saying anything, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a sentence on it.

He placed the sign by the blind man's feet and left.

That afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had re-written his sign and he wanted to know what did he write on it?

The publicist responded:
"Nothing that was not true, I just rewrote your sign differently".

He smiled and went on his way. The blind man never knew, but his new sign read:

"Today is Spring and I Cannot See it".


- Change your strategy when something does not go your way.
- Present yourself in a different way when things are not working out.
- A change in outlook can turn your life around.

:glugglug

strobi 03-19-2004 04:57 AM

forget about galleries

maxjohan 03-19-2004 05:10 AM

The funny things is I was thinking about
a contest just like this 1 hour ago. And the funniest thing
is that what has been in my mind this week have been
posted on gfy moments later...

:helpme :helpme

LowRider 03-19-2004 05:18 AM

Stick to a niche you know well, e.g. don't do bondage, if you don't dig it - it'll shine through...

Towser 03-19-2004 05:32 AM

You are NEVER as good as you think you are.:thumbsup

Sylver7 03-19-2004 06:16 AM

Don't stand up in a canoe and completely maximize your traffic.

Reak 03-19-2004 06:18 AM

So you make a contest, and let other people give away the prizes without donating one on your own?

benc 03-19-2004 06:23 AM

Never underestimate the other guy's greed.

PhotoGreggXXX 03-19-2004 06:36 AM

Secret to success:
1- persistence
2 - luck
3 - the persistent always get lucky

juicybucks 03-19-2004 06:39 AM

promote , promote, promote, regardless of your budget.
For example... if anyone wants a JuicyBucks mousepad just icq me :)

GeorgeK 03-19-2004 06:59 AM

My best advice to folks (forget about prizes, etc.) is to always make sure that you have LEGAL CONTROL of the company. 50.1% ownership, whatever (100% is best), and if you are involved with other people, GET THINGS IN WRITING.

There are always some nutballs out there that will make life difficult, but if you have control, and you have things in writing, you alone determine your fate. While you can get rich by working for someone else, or being a minority owner, control is more likely to pay off big in the end.

johnbosh 03-19-2004 07:05 AM

Discipline - You have to have the dicipline to wait and build


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