This just in: Pot's medicinal valued confirmed!! - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 03-16-2004, 05:35 PM

Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. And
it's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of them
would reap actual medical benefits!!! Here's Cannabis Canada's
recommended
dosages:

<b>Symptom/Illness - Treatment</b>

Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed

Asthma - two large bong hits per attack

Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hours

Insomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up

Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day

Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist

Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal

My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints per
day

Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed

Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal'
again

Can't cope with shit - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better

Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game

Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still
can)

serious · 03-16-2004, 05:38 PM

winter · 03-16-2004, 07:30 PM

420 · 03-16-2004, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith

Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still
can)

I hope this cures my paranoia

nofx · 03-16-2004, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Insomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up
Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day

i know these two work

Joesho · 03-16-2004, 07:36 PM

You should try it more often yourself man, it does wonders for assholes too!

born4porn · 03-16-2004, 07:40 PM

Thanks for the tip!

cold_ice · 03-16-2004, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
You should try it more often yourself man, it does wonders for assholes too!

Nice

reynold · 03-16-2004, 07:51 PM

thanks!!!

hoe_vender · 03-16-2004, 08:08 PM

I have been saying this all alone

myjah · 03-16-2004, 08:59 PM

nice...finally some useful info

Fletch XXX · 03-16-2004, 09:01 PM

03-16-2004, 05:35 PM	#1
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