This just in: Pot's medicinal valued confirmed!!
 

Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. And
it's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of them
would reap actual medical benefits!!! Here's Cannabis Canada's
recommended
dosages:

<b>Symptom/Illness - Treatment</b>

Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed

Asthma - two large bong hits per attack

Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hours

Insomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up

Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day

Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist

Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal

My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints per
day

Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed

Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal'
again

Can't cope with shit - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better

Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game

Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still
can)

:Graucho

:evil-laug :thumbsup

I hope this cures my paranoia

i know these two work :thumbsup :stoned

You should try it more often yourself man, it does wonders for assholes too!:winkwink:

Thanks for the tip! :1orglaugh

Nice:1orglaugh

thanks!!!

I have been saying this all alone

nice...finally some useful info :winkwink:

:smokin