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This just in: Pot's medicinal valued confirmed!!
Marijuana has been proven to have a multitude of medicinal uses. And
it's not just bunch of potheads wanting to smoke pot either! 2% of them
would reap actual medical benefits!!! Here's Cannabis Canada's
recommended
dosages:
<b>Symptom/Illness - Treatment</b>
Glaucoma - 1/4 ounce per week, use as needed
Asthma - two large bong hits per attack
Minor burns - 1 joint every 4-6 hours
Insomnia - bowl at bedtime and as soon as you wake up
Depression - three large bong hits, 5-8 times per day
Hangnail - 1/2 ounce per week as long as symptoms persist
Feel kinda funny - pot brownies after each meal
My balls itch - antifungal cream applied to balls, and 2 - 3 joints per
day
Jonesin' for some pot - 1 full ounce every 4 days, refill as needed
Waay tooo stoned man - Smoke as much as needed until you feel 'normal'
again
Can't cope with shit - Stay in bed and smoke plenty of pot until better
Getting bored with Quake - One large bong hit everytime you save game
Paranoia - Smoke as much pot as humanly possible (while you still
can)
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