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Col. Beauford D. Horton · 03-16-2004, 04:43 PM

2000 -

Zimbabwe, known at that time as the "bread basket of Africa", passes legislation providing for the redistribution of the 5,000 odd white owned farms to formerly landless negroes.

2001 -

Court orders all white farmers to turn their land over to the negroes immediately.

2002 -

Zimbabwe famine declared national disaster by Mugabe. Relief workers anticipate they will need roughly 145,000 tons of food, worth about $69 million, to plug the immediate shortfall in domestic crop production in the region. Fund raising drive nets only 3 million.

Negroes commence starving.

2003 -

"Peeze hep us, Massa!"

Zimbabwe attempts to lure back white farmers, offering to give back some seized properties in exchange for farming equipment needed to re-resettle black farmers. White farmers reject the offer.

Famine Agency issues emergency alert as food production plunges 80% from previous 5 year average.

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Warmest regards,

Col. Horton, Gentleman Planter

hova · 03-16-2004, 04:52 PM

Typical thread indeed

BloodFart · 03-16-2004, 05:18 PM

that real or bullshit?

axelcat · 03-16-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by hova
Typical thread indeed

Yes indeed

TweetyBird · 03-16-2004, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by BloodFart
that real or bullshit?

so, true or not ?

Col. Beauford D. Horton · 03-16-2004, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by TweetyBird

so, true or not ?

lol, of course its true. Do you think I sit around making this shit up? Here are a few links to get you started:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa...eut/index.html

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa...ons/index.html

reynold · 03-16-2004, 06:04 PM

I hope it'll be okay soon.

03-16-2004, 04:43 PM	#1
Col. Beauford D. Horton Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dixie Posts: 140	Typical 2000 - Zimbabwe, known at that time as the "bread basket of Africa", passes legislation providing for the redistribution of the 5,000 odd white owned farms to formerly landless negroes. 2001 - Court orders all white farmers to turn their land over to the negroes immediately. 2002 - Zimbabwe famine declared national disaster by Mugabe. Relief workers anticipate they will need roughly 145,000 tons of food, worth about $69 million, to plug the immediate shortfall in domestic crop production in the region. Fund raising drive nets only 3 million. Negroes commence starving. 2003 - "Peeze hep us, Massa!" Zimbabwe attempts to lure back white farmers, offering to give back some seized properties in exchange for farming equipment needed to re-resettle black farmers. White farmers reject the offer. Famine Agency issues emergency alert as food production plunges 80% from previous 5 year average. -------------------------- Warmest regards, Col. Horton, Gentleman Planter __________________ Its coming.

03-16-2004, 04:52 PM	#2
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03-16-2004, 05:18 PM	#3
BloodFart Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 728	that real or bullshit? __________________ Jesus = harry potter 2000 years ago.

03-16-2004, 06:04 PM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I hope it'll be okay soon.