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  • Col. Beauford D. Horton
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 140

    #1

    Typical

    2000 -

    Zimbabwe, known at that time as the "bread basket of Africa", passes legislation providing for the redistribution of the 5,000 odd white owned farms to formerly landless negroes.

    2001 -

    Court orders all white farmers to turn their land over to the negroes immediately.

    2002 -

    Zimbabwe famine declared national disaster by Mugabe. Relief workers anticipate they will need roughly 145,000 tons of food, worth about $69 million, to plug the immediate shortfall in domestic crop production in the region. Fund raising drive nets only 3 million.

    Negroes commence starving.

    2003 -

    "Peeze hep us, Massa!"

    Zimbabwe attempts to lure back white farmers, offering to give back some seized properties in exchange for farming equipment needed to re-resettle black farmers. White farmers reject the offer.

    Famine Agency issues emergency alert as food production plunges 80% from previous 5 year average.

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    Warmest regards,

    Col. Horton, Gentleman Planter
    Its coming.
  • hova
    Traffillionaire
    • Jan 2002
    • 22430

    #2
    Typical thread indeed
    http://traffillions.com/

    Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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    • BloodFart
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 728

      #3
      that real or bullshit?
      Jesus = harry potter 2000 years ago.

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      • axelcat
        Adult Locals
        • Jun 2002
        • 25450

        #4
        Originally posted by hova
        Typical thread indeed
        Yes indeed

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        • TweetyBird
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 8532

          #5
          Originally posted by BloodFart
          that real or bullshit?
          so, true or not ?
          sig for sale.
          ICQ :338213644

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          • Col. Beauford D. Horton
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 140

            #6
            Originally posted by TweetyBird


            so, true or not ?
            lol, of course its true. Do you think I sit around making this shit up? Here are a few links to get you started:

            http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa...eut/index.html

            http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa...ons/index.html
            Last edited by Col. Beauford D. Horton; 03-16-2004, 04:03 PM.
            Its coming.

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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #7
              I hope it'll be okay soon.

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