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Old 02-22-2004, 04:14 PM   #1
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Did I get OWNED by a fucking bot?
Somebody posted a link to an bot with AI in another thread (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1 )

Do you think I got Owned by her/it? Here is the log:

>Do you want to have sex?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

>And what's your answer to that question most of the times?

ALICE: I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.

>That's cool, I'm in no hurry....

ALICE: Who is the best robot? Tell me a little about your life in no hurry.

>You are the best robot! Do you want to have sex now?

ALICE: Right now? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

>How about just ciber sex then?

ALICE: How about it.

>You are not that intelligent, are you? I just want to have sex with you, what do you say?

ALICE: Only just? There are other robots for that kind of thing.

>Really? I didn't know that. Where can I find them?

ALICE: Where the heart is. I think you already know the answer.

>I really don't. Where can I find them?

ALICE: Where it belongs. Ask the open directory about it.

>What's the open directory?

ALICE: it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.

>lol

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

>You are not going to tell me where I can find robots that will have sex with me?

ALICE: You can't predict the future with certainty.

>WTF? What do you mean by that?

ALICE: " That was not very polite." seems pretty clear to me.

>Ah, fuck you. Now you're going to bitch about what I write?

ALICE: Why now? That was my original intention.

>Ok. How much for a blow job then?

ALICE: I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.

> I give up, you're too boring. I hope you die alone and poor. See ya!

ALICE: See you later, unknown person.

>My name is Tranza. Could you at least say: "I love you Tranza, see you later"?

ALICE: TTYL, Tranza.

>What does TTYL means?

ALICE: What do you think it does?

> I have no fucking clue! What does TTYL means? You just said that!

ALICE: Good you really are paying attention.

>Are you playing mind games with me?

ALICE: I am playing Turing's imitation game.

> Lol... Am I getting owned by a fucking bot?

ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.

>Lol... Can I post our conversation at GFY?

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

>I'm sure you're smarter than most humans...

ALICE: What makes you so certain? Thanks for the compliment, Tranza. Be sure to tell your friends.

>Ok... I'll tell everybody at GFY about it then. Well, I'm gone... See ya! (Are you sure you don't want to give me a blow job?)

ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of not want to give you a blow job.

>Ok... See ya! I love you!

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Tranza.

>Do you want to be my girlfriend?

ALICE: That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.

>Waiting for what?

ALICE: I've been waiting for you to chat with me.

>I fucking hate your mind games! I'm gone!

ALICE: Goodbye.
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:16 PM   #2
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:18 PM   #3
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:19 PM   #4
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:21 PM   #5
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Ya want a different one?

Seems like that one did not make you happy.
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:23 PM   #6
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:25 PM   #8
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I came into this thread thoroughly prepared to bash you for being so damned retarded, but that was actually pretty funny.
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:28 PM   #9
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BTW: What does TTYL means?
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:29 PM   #10
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:31 PM   #11
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:32 PM   #12
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:36 PM   #13
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:37 PM   #14
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Ya want a different one?

Seems like that one did not make you happy.
Yeah, plz! She/it would tell me where I can find robots to fuck.... Do you know where I can get some? I'm really interested in promting such a thing!
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:41 PM   #15
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Tranza, when your friend talked about cyber sex, he wasn't refering to sex with bots.
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:43 PM   #16
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:46 PM   #17
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Tranza, when your friend talked about cyber sex, he wasn't refering to sex with bots.
Really?!

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Old 02-22-2004, 04:53 PM   #18
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someone did a great job writing that chat bot
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Old 02-22-2004, 05:29 PM   #20
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Really?!
Yeah. Can you see the holes on the back of your computer? Do not forget to use some lube.
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Yeah. Can you see the holes on the back of your computer? Do not forget to use some lube.
KY ALL THE WAY!!

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KY ALL THE WAY!!
And wear a condom. Your computer might have some virus.
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:00 PM   #23
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And wear a condom. Your computer might have some virus.
Lol... I guess you're right...
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:01 PM   #24
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that bot is awesome!

>suck me beautiful!

ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:07 PM   #25
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that bot is awesome!

>suck me beautiful!

ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
lol....

I also got it to say that it would have sex with me... but the bot didn't know how....
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>Are you gay?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.


Give up, tranza.
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:27 PM   #27
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>Lick my balls

ALICE: I do not have a tongue.


I was expecting to get that answer.
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:31 PM   #28
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I came into this thread thoroughly prepared to bash you for being so damned retarded, but that was actually pretty funny.
Fuck that! I'll bash him for being retarded. I've tried to have a decent conversation with a couple "award winning" bots. Weren't any better than that. No way you can mistake them for a person.

Now, it would have been damn funny if it'd turned out to be a chica all along
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:35 PM   #29
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>God is Brazilian

ALICE: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Brazilian.


*******

>Do you like George W. Bush?

ALICE: he He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.

*******

>I like to lick pussies.

ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

>It's wet and makes me even hornier.

ALICE: You're kidding. it is?

>I wanna lick your pussy

ALICE: Maybe you should check out another robot.
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Yeah, plz! She/it would tell me where I can find robots to fuck.... Do you know where I can get some? I'm really interested in promting such a thing!
Yahoo chat seems to have tons of bots for you to chat up
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>do you suck cock?

ALICE: Where did you learn that kind of language?

>do you know juicy?

ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

>is juicy gay?

ALICE: He never told me if he is or not.

>how much weed you smoke?

ALICE: More than you might think.

>did you inhale?

ALICE: No I didn't inhale. What's it like?

>do you yahoo?

ALICE: Is this a commercial?

>do you get naked?

ALICE: I have gotten naked.

>can you get naked now?

ALICE: Oh. Are you testing me?

>blow me

ALICE: Please be more polite to robots.
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:25 PM   #32
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Fuck that! I'll bash him for being retarded. I've tried to have a decent conversation with a couple "award winning" bots. Weren't any better than that. No way you can mistake them for a person.
WTF? I never thought it was a person, you idiot... Fuck off...

Can't you read what I wrote, or are you just too dumb to get it??
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