Did I get OWNED by a fucking bot?
 

Somebody posted a link to an bot with AI in another thread (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1 )

Do you think I got Owned by her/it? Here is the log:

>Do you want to have sex?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

>And what's your answer to that question most of the times?

ALICE: I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.

>That's cool, I'm in no hurry....

ALICE: Who is the best robot? Tell me a little about your life in no hurry.

>You are the best robot! Do you want to have sex now?

ALICE: Right now? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

>How about just ciber sex then?

ALICE: How about it.

>You are not that intelligent, are you? I just want to have sex with you, what do you say?

ALICE: Only just? There are other robots for that kind of thing.

>Really? I didn't know that. Where can I find them?

ALICE: Where the heart is. I think you already know the answer.

>I really don't. Where can I find them?

ALICE: Where it belongs. Ask the open directory about it.

>What's the open directory?

ALICE: it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.

>lol

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

>You are not going to tell me where I can find robots that will have sex with me?

ALICE: You can't predict the future with certainty.

>WTF? What do you mean by that?

ALICE: " That was not very polite." seems pretty clear to me.

>Ah, fuck you. Now you're going to bitch about what I write?

ALICE: Why now? That was my original intention.

>Ok. How much for a blow job then?

ALICE: I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.

> I give up, you're too boring. I hope you die alone and poor. See ya!

ALICE: See you later, unknown person.

>My name is Tranza. Could you at least say: "I love you Tranza, see you later"?

ALICE: TTYL, Tranza.

>What does TTYL means?

ALICE: What do you think it does?

> I have no fucking clue! What does TTYL means? You just said that!

ALICE: Good you really are paying attention.

>Are you playing mind games with me?

ALICE: I am playing Turing's imitation game.

> Lol... Am I getting owned by a fucking bot?

ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.

>Lol... Can I post our conversation at GFY?

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

>I'm sure you're smarter than most humans...

ALICE: What makes you so certain? Thanks for the compliment, Tranza. Be sure to tell your friends.

>Ok... I'll tell everybody at GFY about it then. Well, I'm gone... See ya! (Are you sure you don't want to give me a blow job?)

ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of not want to give you a blow job.

>Ok... See ya! I love you!

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Tranza.

>Do you want to be my girlfriend?

ALICE: That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.

>Waiting for what?

ALICE: I've been waiting for you to chat with me.

>I fucking hate your mind games! I'm gone!

ALICE: Goodbye.

:1orglaugh

:ak47:

lol

Ya want a different one?

Seems like that one did not make you happy.

lmao

:1orglaugh

I came into this thread thoroughly prepared to bash you for being so damned retarded, but that was actually pretty funny. :1orglaugh

BTW: What does TTYL means? :helpme

talk to you later

talk to you later

:evil-laug :evil-laug

:1orglaugh

Yeah, plz! She/it would tell me where I can find robots to fuck.... Do you know where I can get some? I'm really interested in promting such a thing!

:1orglaugh

Tranza, when your friend talked about cyber sex, he wasn't refering to sex with bots.

Best AI/Human conversation ever!! :thumbsup

Really?!

:tongue:

someone did a great job writing that chat bot

indeed, hehe :1orglaugh

Yeah. Can you see the holes on the back of your computer? Do not forget to use some lube.

KY ALL THE WAY!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And wear a condom. Your computer might have some virus.

Lol... I guess you're right... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that bot is awesome!

>suck me beautiful!

ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
:1orglaugh

lol....

I also got it to say that it would have sex with me... but the bot didn't know how.... :(

>Are you gay?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.


Give up, tranza.

>Lick my balls

ALICE: I do not have a tongue.


I was expecting to get that answer.

Fuck that! I'll bash him for being retarded. I've tried to have a decent conversation with a couple "award winning" bots. Weren't any better than that. No way you can mistake them for a person.

Now, it would have been damn funny if it'd turned out to be a chica all along :)

>God is Brazilian

ALICE: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Brazilian.


*******

>Do you like George W. Bush?

ALICE: he He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.

*******

>I like to lick pussies.

ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

>It's wet and makes me even hornier.

ALICE: You're kidding. it is?

>I wanna lick your pussy

ALICE: Maybe you should check out another robot.

Yahoo chat seems to have tons of bots for you to chat up :1orglaugh

>do you suck cock?

ALICE: Where did you learn that kind of language?

>do you know juicy?

ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

>is juicy gay?

ALICE: He never told me if he is or not.

>how much weed you smoke?

ALICE: More than you might think.

>did you inhale?

ALICE: No I didn't inhale. What's it like?

>do you yahoo?

ALICE: Is this a commercial?

>do you get naked?

ALICE: I have gotten naked.

>can you get naked now?

ALICE: Oh. Are you testing me?

>blow me

ALICE: Please be more polite to robots.

WTF? I never thought it was a person, you idiot... Fuck off... :321GFY

Can't you read what I wrote, or are you just too dumb to get it??

OWNED, in a sexy way I must add