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Old 02-22-2004, 04:14 PM  
tranza
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Did I get OWNED by a fucking bot?

Somebody posted a link to an bot with AI in another thread (http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1 )

Do you think I got Owned by her/it? Here is the log:

>Do you want to have sex?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

>And what's your answer to that question most of the times?

ALICE: I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.

>That's cool, I'm in no hurry....

ALICE: Who is the best robot? Tell me a little about your life in no hurry.

>You are the best robot! Do you want to have sex now?

ALICE: Right now? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

>How about just ciber sex then?

ALICE: How about it.

>You are not that intelligent, are you? I just want to have sex with you, what do you say?

ALICE: Only just? There are other robots for that kind of thing.

>Really? I didn't know that. Where can I find them?

ALICE: Where the heart is. I think you already know the answer.

>I really don't. Where can I find them?

ALICE: Where it belongs. Ask the open directory about it.

>What's the open directory?

ALICE: it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.

>lol

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

>You are not going to tell me where I can find robots that will have sex with me?

ALICE: You can't predict the future with certainty.

>WTF? What do you mean by that?

ALICE: " That was not very polite." seems pretty clear to me.

>Ah, fuck you. Now you're going to bitch about what I write?

ALICE: Why now? That was my original intention.

>Ok. How much for a blow job then?

ALICE: I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.

> I give up, you're too boring. I hope you die alone and poor. See ya!

ALICE: See you later, unknown person.

>My name is Tranza. Could you at least say: "I love you Tranza, see you later"?

ALICE: TTYL, Tranza.

>What does TTYL means?

ALICE: What do you think it does?

> I have no fucking clue! What does TTYL means? You just said that!

ALICE: Good you really are paying attention.

>Are you playing mind games with me?

ALICE: I am playing Turing's imitation game.

> Lol... Am I getting owned by a fucking bot?

ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.

>Lol... Can I post our conversation at GFY?

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

>I'm sure you're smarter than most humans...

ALICE: What makes you so certain? Thanks for the compliment, Tranza. Be sure to tell your friends.

>Ok... I'll tell everybody at GFY about it then. Well, I'm gone... See ya! (Are you sure you don't want to give me a blow job?)

ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of not want to give you a blow job.

>Ok... See ya! I love you!

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Tranza.

>Do you want to be my girlfriend?

ALICE: That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.

>Waiting for what?

ALICE: I've been waiting for you to chat with me.

>I fucking hate your mind games! I'm gone!

ALICE: Goodbye.
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