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ATL_Ryan · 02-18-2004, 01:07 PM

So every few days I open a drawer on my desk and I find a can of potted meat. Sometimes I leave my desk for a minute and come back to find one on my monitor. One day I was bent over pulling something out of my file cabinet and when I look back up there is one on my keyboard. I'm not sure who is doing it or what it means. I suspect there are a few employees involved. Yesterday I got two new cans. I'm up to 9 cans now and I guess I'm starting a collection. At first I found it strange. Now I kind of like getting a surprise. What a weird joke to play on a co-worker. Anyone else ever have something like this happen to them?

candyflip · 02-18-2004, 01:08 PM

Treet is the shit. So much better than Spam.

stocktrader23 · 02-18-2004, 01:09 PM

Open them and place them in your co-workers drawers. The ones they never open.

TonyL · 02-18-2004, 01:09 PM

Maybe someones trying to tell you something.

MattO · 02-18-2004, 01:10 PM

you should bring a hibachi into the office next week and cook them up right there on your desk

Tera · 02-18-2004, 01:10 PM

That is the oddest thing ever, I don't think I can say it's ever happened to me, seems fun though....

Jizar II · 02-18-2004, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Open them and place them in your co-workers drawers. The ones they never open.

GTS Mark · 02-18-2004, 01:11 PM

Are you a porker?

DH

Fu-Q · 02-18-2004, 01:11 PM

jasmine · 02-18-2004, 01:11 PM

hmmm I wonder what message your co-workers are trying to send ya.

ATL_Ryan · 02-18-2004, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Are you a porker?

DH

Nope. 5'11" 160

mule · 02-18-2004, 01:14 PM

Maybe they're poisoned.

Rick Latona · 02-18-2004, 01:14 PM

He's not a porker:

lurking · 02-18-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonyL
Maybe someones trying to tell you something.

with the vienna sausages?

Axzar · 02-18-2004, 01:15 PM

Auction it off on eBay--

eBay New Seller Wholesale Starter Pack

axelcat · 02-18-2004, 01:16 PM

loverboy · 02-18-2004, 01:16 PM

do you have any cooking problems?

ATL_Ryan · 02-18-2004, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine
hmmm I wonder what message your co-workers are trying to send ya.

Well I hate when people take things off my desk and not return them. So I guess they are doing the opposite. Putting things on my desk and leaving it. I guess canned meat is as good as anything else. This is consumption junction. Not the most normal place to work.

johnbosh · 02-18-2004, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Open them and place them in your co-workers drawers. The ones they never open.

haha

WiredGuy · 02-18-2004, 01:20 PM

I can only imagine the things that happen working at your offices

WG

mpulse · 02-18-2004, 01:30 PM

well...maybe if you make a big deal about it, they might actually start leaving things that cost/worth more...cause they seem to be digging deep right now.

foolio · 02-18-2004, 01:33 PM

wtf is potted meat?

Peaches · 02-18-2004, 01:34 PM

Sounds like someone has a bit of a crush on you!

Michaelious · 02-18-2004, 01:37 PM

the guys just sound weird

GoodChris · 02-18-2004, 01:47 PM

It is intended to send you subliminal messages.... quit spamming, there are other methods out there.

sperbonzo · 02-18-2004, 01:50 PM

give them to Heather.....she can sell them to help pay for her boobs....

iFliPcEss · 02-18-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasmine
hmmm I wonder what message your co-workers are trying to send ya.

they want him to be a can opener man

Paul Dinin · 02-18-2004, 02:38 PM

http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com

Lykos · 02-18-2004, 02:43 PM

ytcracker · 02-18-2004, 02:50 PM

Platinum Adam · 02-18-2004, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Treet is the shit. So much better than Spam.

LOL

C-Bass · 02-18-2004, 02:57 PM

well, at least no spam

BRISK · 02-18-2004, 02:59 PM

How many people work at CJ?

KMR Stitch · 02-18-2004, 03:03 PM

<h1> Fresh meat?

ATL_Ryan · 02-18-2004, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
How many people work at CJ?

12 at our office in Atlanta.

BRISK · 02-18-2004, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJ_Ryan

12 at our office in Atlanta.

I imagine it to be like working in a frat house there.

DatingGold · 02-18-2004, 03:18 PM

Sue for harassment :-)

Axzar · 02-18-2004, 03:28 PM

The CJ Lair, is far from a Frat house. Those are some very hard working guys. I bet they don't even smoke in the office.

ATL_Ryan · 02-18-2004, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK

I imagine it to be like working in a frat house there.

Well, we do have a Foosball table, dart board, Xbox, PS2, 60 inch big screen. Usually there is beer in the fridge. So I guess it's kind of like a Frat house except we aren't poor college kids.

We are only a couple blocks from CNN center downtown.

jhauser · 02-18-2004, 03:39 PM

I gotta give prop to the person doing it. Very funny~

Steve · 02-18-2004, 03:45 PM

maybe an office romeo is looking to place his meat in your can

PlayGirl · 02-18-2004, 03:45 PM

eat it!

gornyhuy · 02-18-2004, 03:49 PM

I used to work in a DOD research lab and one of the branch heads there was a complete idiot and had a large bulbous ass and walked like he had something jammed up his giant ass all the time...

So we began speculating on what it was he had jammed up there... eventually the winner was a "canned ham" and from then on he became known as "the canned ham"...

Seriously thats all we would ever refer to him as, and this was the main boss of the lab...

So, I guess you are "the potted meat".

BRISK · 02-18-2004, 03:57 PM

When CJ interviews new people to work there, do they require you to jerk off to goatse and *******?

ATL_Ryan · 02-18-2004, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
When CJ interviews new people to work there, do they require you to jerk off to goatse and *******?

Yes. We all do at least once a month. Doesn't everyone?

Ash@phpFX · 02-18-2004, 05:53 PM

lol, nice joke

tical · 02-18-2004, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker

are those cobwebs ?

Vitasoy · 02-18-2004, 06:11 PM

I always eat spam, it's my little revenge

Adult Site Traffic · 02-18-2004, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tical

are those cobwebs ?

I saw that too. Good thing I don't post a pic of my gear

Rick Latona · 02-18-2004, 07:26 PM

Once when Ryan was leaning under his desk to get something Marc put a can of meat right in front of his keyboard then took off before Ryan noticed.

He lifted up his head like "what the fuck???"

Funny stuff...

02-18-2004, 01:07 PM	#1
ATL_Ryan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,519	Office Joke/Prank (Pic) So every few days I open a drawer on my desk and I find a can of potted meat. Sometimes I leave my desk for a minute and come back to find one on my monitor. One day I was bent over pulling something out of my file cabinet and when I look back up there is one on my keyboard. I'm not sure who is doing it or what it means. I suspect there are a few employees involved. Yesterday I got two new cans. I'm up to 9 cans now and I guess I'm starting a collection. At first I found it strange. Now I kind of like getting a surprise. What a weird joke to play on a co-worker. Anyone else ever have something like this happen to them?

02-18-2004, 01:08 PM	#2
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Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	The CJ Lair, is far from a Frat house. Those are some very hard working guys. I bet they don't even smoke in the office.

02-18-2004, 03:39 PM	#40
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02-18-2004, 03:45 PM	#41
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	maybe an office romeo is looking to place his meat in your can

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02-18-2004, 03:49 PM	#43
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	I used to work in a DOD research lab and one of the branch heads there was a complete idiot and had a large bulbous ass and walked like he had something jammed up his giant ass all the time... So we began speculating on what it was he had jammed up there... eventually the winner was a "canned ham" and from then on he became known as "the canned ham"... Seriously thats all we would ever refer to him as, and this was the main boss of the lab... So, I guess you are "the potted meat". __________________ icq:159548293

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	When CJ interviews new people to work there, do they require you to jerk off to goatse and *******? __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

02-18-2004, 05:53 PM	#46
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	lol, nice joke