Office Joke/Prank (Pic)
 

So every few days I open a drawer on my desk and I find a can of potted meat. Sometimes I leave my desk for a minute and come back to find one on my monitor. One day I was bent over pulling something out of my file cabinet and when I look back up there is one on my keyboard. I'm not sure who is doing it or what it means. I suspect there are a few employees involved. Yesterday I got two new cans. I'm up to 9 cans now and I guess I'm starting a collection. At first I found it strange. Now I kind of like getting a surprise. What a weird joke to play on a co-worker. Anyone else ever have something like this happen to them?


http://www.consumptionjunction.com/ads/ryan/cans.jpg

Treet is the shit. So much better than Spam. :Graucho

Open them and place them in your co-workers drawers. The ones they never open.

:glugglug

Maybe someones trying to tell you something.

you should bring a hibachi into the office next week and cook them up right there on your desk

That is the oddest thing ever, I don't think I can say it's ever happened to me, seems fun though....

:moon

:thumbsup

Are you a porker?

DH

:1orglaugh

hmmm I wonder what message your co-workers are trying to send ya.

Nope. 5'11" 160

Maybe they're poisoned.

He's not a porker:

http://www.dollars.com/images/ryanCJ.jpg

with the vienna sausages?

Auction it off on eBay--

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:1orglaugh

do you have any cooking problems?

Well I hate when people take things off my desk and not return them. So I guess they are doing the opposite. Putting things on my desk and leaving it. I guess canned meat is as good as anything else. This is consumption junction. Not the most normal place to work.

haha

I can only imagine the things that happen working at your offices :)

WG

well...maybe if you make a big deal about it, they might actually start leaving things that cost/worth more...cause they seem to be digging deep right now. :1orglaugh

wtf is potted meat?

Sounds like someone has a bit of a crush on you! :winkwink:

the guys just sound weird

It is intended to send you subliminal messages.... quit spamming, there are other methods out there.

give them to Heather.....she can sell them to help pay for her boobs....

they want him to be a can opener man

:1orglaugh

LOL :thumbsup

well, at least no spam :winkwink:

How many people work at CJ?

<h1> Fresh meat?

12 at our office in Atlanta.

I imagine it to be like working in a frat house there.

Sue for harassment :-)

The CJ Lair, is far from a Frat house. Those are some very hard working guys. I bet they don't even smoke in the office.

Well, we do have a Foosball table, dart board, Xbox, PS2, 60 inch big screen. Usually there is beer in the fridge. So I guess it's kind of like a Frat house except we aren't poor college kids.

We are only a couple blocks from CNN center downtown.

I gotta give prop to the person doing it. Very funny~

maybe an office romeo is looking to place his meat in your can

eat it!

I used to work in a DOD research lab and one of the branch heads there was a complete idiot and had a large bulbous ass and walked like he had something jammed up his giant ass all the time...

So we began speculating on what it was he had jammed up there... eventually the winner was a "canned ham" and from then on he became known as "the canned ham"...

Seriously thats all we would ever refer to him as, and this was the main boss of the lab... :1orglaugh

So, I guess you are "the potted meat".
:glugglug

When CJ interviews new people to work there, do they require you to jerk off to goatse and *******?

Yes. We all do at least once a month. Doesn't everyone?

lol, nice joke

are those cobwebs ?

I always eat spam, it's my little revenge :Graucho

:1orglaugh

I saw that too. Good thing I don't post a pic of my gear :)

Once when Ryan was leaning under his desk to get something Marc put a can of meat right in front of his keyboard then took off before Ryan noticed.

He lifted up his head like "what the fuck???"

Funny stuff...