I used to work in a DOD research lab and one of the branch heads there was a complete idiot and had a large bulbous ass and walked like he had something jammed up his giant ass all the time...
So we began speculating on what it was he had jammed up there... eventually the winner was a "canned ham" and from then on he became known as "the canned ham"...
Seriously thats all we would ever refer to him as, and this was the main boss of the lab...
So, I guess you are "the potted meat".
