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Old 02-08-2004, 12:23 AM   #1
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Signs that a girl is interested in you...

<p>Common signs of interest from the girl, applicable mostly in bar-room and club
situations. Stephanie Alexander, Maxim (http://maximmag.com):
<ul><li>She compliments you on virtually anything. Women are used to receiving compliments, not
giving them. So if she points out a positive characteristic, you've impressed her.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She's disagreeing but laughing. Flirtatious sarcasm, as in &Yeah, right, like
I believe that! means she's into you. If she weren't, she'd simply
&Uh-huh you into oblivion.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She keeps asking you to repeat yourself. She's not allowing the blasting music to
come between the two of you. A suggestion of a quieter corner to talk in will be well
received.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She laughs at your lame junior high school&level jokes. She's obviously lust
drunk. Or maybe just drunk.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She touches you anywhere. Touch her back in the equivalent place, and let her up the
ante, just in case her touch was an accidental slip of the hand.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She stays put. If you run to drain the monster and she's still where you left her
when you return, you're doing something right. Likewise if she comes back to you
after she powders her nose.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She doesn't flinch. If you reach across her to grab a drink or an ashtray and she
doesn't pull back, she's feeling physically comfortable with you. Don't
blow it, pal.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She says, &Hey, where ya goin'? as you leave the bar. She's angling
for an invite. Even if she ultimately says no (she may not feel safe going off with you or
may not want to ditch her friends) it's a sign she's game for a future hookup.</li></ul>
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:42 AM   #2
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tell her your favorite color and see if she wears it next time you see her
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:43 AM   #3
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She says how much she likes the hair on your back
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:47 AM   #4
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How about when you tell her to turn around and bend over and she does?
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:50 AM   #5
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She touches you anywhere. Touch her back in the equivalent place, and let her up the
ante, just in case her touch was an accidental slip of the hand.
That's the real give away.

Girls love to be touched and by touching you it's an invitation to touch her.
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:50 AM   #6
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I've never talked to a girl before.
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:54 AM   #7
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:55 AM   #8
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is their any chance that you (Juicy) will finish puberty anytime soon?
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:03 AM   #9
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:13 AM   #10
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is their any chance that you (Juicy) will finish puberty anytime soon?
hahaha really
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:15 AM   #11
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I seen your pictures, so I believe it.
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:18 AM   #12
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After you take the ass, the po-po is not @ your door the next day
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:23 AM   #13
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After you take the ass, the po-po is not @ your door the next day
I think the magazine was referring to "of age" girls.
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:26 AM   #14
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I think the magazine was referring to "of age" girls.
ha...ha....ha
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:26 AM   #15
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:32 AM   #16
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:45 AM   #17
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:48 AM   #18
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<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:49 AM   #19
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:53 AM   #20
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:27 AM   #21
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i'd say less than 50% of those are true
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:54 AM   #22
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I believe it yo. I dunno why, but I do.
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Old 02-08-2004, 03:23 AM   #23
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<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
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These are indisputable signs in effect
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Old 02-08-2004, 03:45 AM   #24
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Thank you, o uber meister!
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Old 02-08-2004, 04:36 AM   #25
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<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
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No, thank you. I just want to ask you for a dance..
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Old 02-08-2004, 05:57 AM   #26
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Obvious things to anyone.

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Old 02-08-2004, 06:00 AM   #27
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Hahaha LOL
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Old 02-08-2004, 07:01 AM   #28
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Old 02-08-2004, 07:22 AM   #29
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Damn it I should of paid better attention to those signs!! All those missed opportunities!
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Old 02-08-2004, 07:25 AM   #30
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More signs

- She acts nervous and flustered around you
- She blushes
- Her voice has a high, girlish pitch
- When you make deep eye contact, she responds with more signalling and positive signs.

There's more but the players will know already.
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:15 AM   #31
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nonverbal and/or subconcious clues:

as she talks to you her pupils will widen, and she will play with her hair.

she will look at you as you talk to her, then look down, then look again at you.

she carefully measures her words, hoping she does not say the wrong thing.

if her hands and nails are pretty she will display them.

if she has the right outfit and cleavage she will lean toward you.

she will move into your path if she wants you to pass her and see her.

if she is shy she will approach you with friends less attractive than her, letting her friends do the talking, but hoping you will notice her.

if you are in a position of power she will pout and sit on the edge of your desk, and ask you to help her with something.

she will deliberately get close enough to you so you can smell her perfume.

thousands more if you are observant.

if any of these things happen be totally natural and direct and express interest in her. ask her to go someplace else where you can talk.

you are getting laid tonight my son.
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:17 AM   #32
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she immediately enters your phone # into her phone book on her cell
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:21 AM   #33
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How about when you tell her to turn around and bend over and she does?
Does it count if you pay her?
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:38 AM   #34
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Does it count if you pay her?
Don't know I never have paid for sex... At least not directly.
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:44 AM   #35
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How have 'paid' for it then ??
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:51 AM   #36
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Old 02-08-2004, 11:09 AM   #37
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Shit, girls do that to me everytime I get out of the house.... the trick is how to turn that into wild sex! Even if they are just friends, complete strangers, have boyfriends, etc... let's hear it.
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Just hire an escort and ask her to pretend. Trust me, it's cheaper and you'll be better off.
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funny how men have to read articles to figure out what women are thinking.

understanding Subtle hints are something we man have a hard time comprehending.
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Old 02-08-2004, 05:14 PM   #42
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