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Juicy D. Links 02-08-2004 12:23 AM

Signs that a girl is interested in you...
 
<p>Common signs of interest from the girl, applicable mostly in bar-room and club
situations. Stephanie Alexander, Maxim (http://maximmag.com):
<ul><li>She compliments you on virtually anything. Women are used to receiving compliments, not
giving them. So if she points out a positive characteristic, you've impressed her.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She's disagreeing but laughing. Flirtatious sarcasm, as in &Yeah, right, like
I believe that! means she's into you. If she weren't, she'd simply
&Uh-huh you into oblivion.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She keeps asking you to repeat yourself. She's not allowing the blasting music to
come between the two of you. A suggestion of a quieter corner to talk in will be well
received.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She laughs at your lame junior high school&level jokes. She's obviously lust
drunk. Or maybe just drunk.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She touches you anywhere. Touch her back in the equivalent place, and let her up the
ante, just in case her touch was an accidental slip of the hand.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She stays put. If you run to drain the monster and she's still where you left her
when you return, you're doing something right. Likewise if she comes back to you
after she powders her nose.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She doesn't flinch. If you reach across her to grab a drink or an ashtray and she
doesn't pull back, she's feeling physically comfortable with you. Don't
blow it, pal.</li></ul>

<ul><li>She says, &Hey, where ya goin'? as you leave the bar. She's angling
for an invite. Even if she ultimately says no (she may not feel safe going off with you or
may not want to ditch her friends) it's a sign she's game for a future hookup.</li></ul>

pornkitten 02-08-2004 12:42 AM

tell her your favorite color and see if she wears it next time you see her

FUCKuPAYme 02-08-2004 12:43 AM

She says how much she likes the hair on your back

HeadPimp 02-08-2004 12:47 AM

How about when you tell her to turn around and bend over and she does?

Paul Markham 02-08-2004 12:50 AM

Quote:

She touches you anywhere. Touch her back in the equivalent place, and let her up the
ante, just in case her touch was an accidental slip of the hand.
That's the real give away.

Girls love to be touched and by touching you it's an invitation to touch her.

Brad Xtremepay 02-08-2004 12:50 AM

I've never talked to a girl before.

Holly 02-08-2004 12:54 AM

I usually just start taking my clothes off.

sumphatpimp 02-08-2004 12:55 AM

is their any chance that you (Juicy) will finish puberty anytime soon?

wdsguy 02-08-2004 01:03 AM

awesome advice

beemk 02-08-2004 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
is their any chance that you (Juicy) will finish puberty anytime soon?
hahaha really

Vox 02-08-2004 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I've never touched a girl before.
I seen your pictures, so I believe it.

69pornlinks 02-08-2004 01:18 AM

After you take the ass, the po-po is not @ your door the next day:glugglug

Morgan 02-08-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
After you take the ass, the po-po is not @ your door the next day:glugglug
I think the magazine was referring to "of age" girls.

69pornlinks 02-08-2004 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus


I think the magazine was referring to "of age" girls.

ha...ha....ha

Shoehorn! 02-08-2004 01:26 AM

Interesting

stocktrader23 02-08-2004 01:32 AM

If you touch their haha and they are wet.

Rochard 02-08-2004 01:45 AM

It must suck to be single.

jennycards 02-08-2004 01:48 AM

<UL>
<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
</UL>
:winkwink:

GonePhishing 02-08-2004 01:49 AM

I believe it yo. I dunno why, but I do.

valley hina 02-08-2004 01:53 AM

play hard to get

PlayGirl 02-08-2004 02:27 AM

i'd say less than 50% of those are true :thumbsup

Lykos 02-08-2004 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
I believe it yo. I dunno why, but I do.
:thumbsup

sexsup 02-08-2004 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennycards
<UL>
<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
</UL>
:winkwink:

These are indisputable signs in effect :1orglaugh

Weppel 02-08-2004 03:45 AM

Thank you, o uber meister!

Sp1nal 02-08-2004 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennycards
<UL>
<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
</UL>
:winkwink:

No, thank you. I just want to ask you for a dance..

Trent Edison 02-08-2004 05:57 AM

Obvious things to anyone.

:sleep

BlueDesignStudios 02-08-2004 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennycards
<UL>
<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
</UL>
:winkwink:

Hahaha LOL

Juicy D. Links 02-08-2004 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
hahaha really
I wouldnt talk :1orglaugh


http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/people/beemk.jpg

kenny 02-08-2004 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennycards
<UL>
<LI><P>She asks me to get rid of my load and shoot it into her face.</P>
<LI><P>She spreads her cheeks and shows me her gaping asshole.</P>
</UL>
:winkwink:

Damn it I should of paid better attention to those signs!! All those missed opportunities! :feels-hot

Undutchable 02-08-2004 07:25 AM

More signs

- She acts nervous and flustered around you
- She blushes
- Her voice has a high, girlish pitch
- When you make deep eye contact, she responds with more signalling and positive signs.

There's more but the players will know already.

latinasojourn 02-08-2004 10:15 AM

nonverbal and/or subconcious clues:

as she talks to you her pupils will widen, and she will play with her hair.

she will look at you as you talk to her, then look down, then look again at you.

she carefully measures her words, hoping she does not say the wrong thing.

if her hands and nails are pretty she will display them.

if she has the right outfit and cleavage she will lean toward you.

she will move into your path if she wants you to pass her and see her.

if she is shy she will approach you with friends less attractive than her, letting her friends do the talking, but hoping you will notice her.

if you are in a position of power she will pout and sit on the edge of your desk, and ask you to help her with something.

she will deliberately get close enough to you so you can smell her perfume.

thousands more if you are observant.

if any of these things happen be totally natural and direct and express interest in her. ask her to go someplace else where you can talk.

you are getting laid tonight my son.

myjah 02-08-2004 10:17 AM

she immediately enters your phone # into her phone book on her cell

eiht_98 02-08-2004 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HeadPimp
How about when you tell her to turn around and bend over and she does?
Does it count if you pay her?

HeadPimp 02-08-2004 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98

Does it count if you pay her?

Don't know I never have paid for sex... At least not directly.

TweetyBird 02-08-2004 10:44 AM

How have 'paid' for it then ?? :winkwink:

Basic_man 02-08-2004 10:51 AM

Yeah! You are right! :thumbsup

Tuga 02-08-2004 11:09 AM

Shit, girls do that to me everytime I get out of the house.... the trick is how to turn that into wild sex! Even if they are just friends, complete strangers, have boyfriends, etc... let's hear it.

pussyluver 02-08-2004 11:10 AM

Just hire an escort and ask her to pretend. Trust me, it's cheaper and you'll be better off.

Undutchable 02-08-2004 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pussyluver
Just hire an escort and ask her to pretend. Trust me, it's cheaper and you'll be better off.
Players fuck for free

PlayGirl 02-08-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Weppel
Thank you, o uber meister!
:1orglaugh nice sig dude

playa 02-08-2004 04:47 PM

funny how men have to read articles to figure out what women are thinking.

understanding Subtle hints are something we man have a hard time comprehending.

suesheboy 02-08-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
understanding Subtle hints are something we man have a
hard time comprehending.

How true!

Brad Xtremepay 02-08-2004 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vox


I seen your pictures, so I believe it.

Haha. Whatever buddy. :thumbsup


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