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Want a hint?? THE SUN IS MOVING TOO!!! The entire universe is in constant motion... the Earth going around the sun doesn't mean that when the Earth comes full circle that it'll be in the exact same spot... it won't be.. cause the sun won't even be either. It's all moving!!! NEVER EVER in the history of the galaxy passed or future will the Earth be in the same point as it is at this very moment. Who's the one who shouldn't give up the day job? |
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I'd go back and buy every good domain name there is!
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I'd go back to 1991 and call my boyfriend on time. He was shot and killed that night and if I'd called him 30 minutes earlier, when I was supposed to, he would have been on the phone with me and he'd probably be alive today. (True story.)
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Hahahah you got owned man.. If go go back in time, you will know the exact position of the earth because it's propably calculated somewhere in a database ;) Example : I want to go back in 1991, I'll know where the earth is located because it's already been done ![]() Your theory does not apply in the future. But in the past, blackmonsters is right ![]() |
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Nah I take mine back, I'd go back and find out who really killed JFK.
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We're all full of shit!!
Every single one of us would go back to the OJ murder and see it all happen just to prove our side. |
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no it's not, scientists aren't actually recording every last detail about the earth's position somewhere in a database, there are no measurements fine enough to calculate it. You guys aren't thinking in the right terms, it's as though you think somewhere a scientist is writing "x=35, y =78, z=134, spin equals 24" and thats enough to go back to time on lol. Sure we're taking some measurements.. but in relation to what? the sun? the WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM IS MOVING! the earth changes shape.. sure you'll know where abouts it is and ROUGHLY where abouts you'd come out at but not fine enough to not end up in a wall or a mountain. think of it like drawing two perfectly parallel lines on a piece of a4 paper.. sure they look absolutely perfect, but now extend those lines by 1000 miles and you'll see that at the end they're several football fields apart.. those are the sorts of measurements you're dealing with only several more DIMENSIONS to worry about. We can't even get stuff to land on mars properly! or we calculate stuff in inches and centimeteres and things blow up. The only way it could be done is by trial and error, looking for old news articles of feet suddenly appering sticking out of national monuments and then sending someone back in time to stop yourself from doing the experiment until you get it right.. it won't happen anyways until sentient super computers are built and enslave the human race. |
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the earth spins at 464 metres a second.. so even a split second's difference can put you into the next suburb! and the process better take less than a millionth of a nanosecond otherwise there will be a trail of blood and organs for a couple of metres as your body gets transmitted and the parts that arrived a nanosecond earlier are moving with the earth as opposed to the parts arriving a nanosecond later at the original xyz/time co'ords
now factor in slight changes in the earth's shape not forgetting that a metre or two metres at this level is important, changes in the solarsystem, changes in our ability to measure time over several years, slight changes in earth's spinning speed because ALTHOUGH EVERY THING IS IN CONSTANT MOTION it's NOT IN CONTINUOUSLY MATHEMATICALLY PREDICTABLE MOTION. and there you have it.. pretty fucking hard to do if not weighing on impossible, and when you have the ability to do it will time travel even be a priority or will killing the machines? ![]() |
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Go back and buy a winning ticket to Powerball Jackpots over $200 million.
Invest in Microsoft when it first went public. Etc... |
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we don't even HAVE THE TOOLS to take the measurements we need to make the calculations needed. But anyways.. It could be trial and errored extensively with a extremely small success rate... probably sub .01% although the odds would get better the more tials done and the more data recorded to rule out or confirm certain co'ords. and even then you're relying on the passage of time not disturbing certain documents that have to withstand 50 years of upheaval so the future people know it's successful, as well as everyone not dying of horrible strains of future viruses as soon as the future person breaths.
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I would go to Roswell area 51 with all the best Digi Video-Cam stuff and file the space aliens and UFO's.
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Time travel is possible. I'm traveling forward through time as I type.
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I would stop 911.
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plus I never said is was 100% impossible just insanely hard compared to idiots thinking that the earth 50 years ago from right now is in the same spot "because we orbit the sun".
Also there was a large element of truth in my joking about sentient machines, time travel and this sort of breakthrough will only be made possible by using the sort of sentient super machines that will be made possible in several decades time. |
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ok to remove my snides remarks to nocarrier : to know how it is possible you first have to know why it is impossible.
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"Did anyone actually build a large version of this thing? Well, no one could have come this close to the real shape of flight without working on a larger scale. This little wooden model could hardly exist unless someone had worked with large, light models, or even with man-carrying versions."
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![]() In theory, time travel is possible. That doesn't mean our civilization will ever gain the technology to do it, but the problems you are talking about will be solved once they find a way to do it. |
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I also suggested how to get around it. And how the initial low success rate would get higher as more data was collated. And wasn't even operating on a simple "the time machine" time travel ability others were using I was thinking in terms of plotting destination co'ords that weren't just "this spot here, 50 years ago". |
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time is a concept used to describe our own perceptions of progress....and thus you have people conceiving of time as a river, one that you could possibly travel "backwards" on or jump forward trust me, there is only now, it is a constantly changing now but past and future are strictly human concepts -- until you can prove me wrong if you didn't have memory you wouldn't even be aware of a past and it wouldn't matter - you'd only be aware of the constant now...kinda like a dog
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I agree, it doesn't exist, the past doesn't exist... the future... what ever. But just because humans gave names to them, doesn't mean that it didn't happen or won't happen. Time is happening.. time is mother nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. In some form or another... time has existed, and will exist for ever... to say that it's a human concept is kind of an egotistical way of thinking. We mean nothing to the grand order of things. To think we could come up with something like a past or future is kinda overstating our capabilities. |
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![]() this is the most intelligent thread i have read on this board
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I'd go back & kill every bastard that:
Wrote a "hate crime" into law Made the interstate speed limit "55" Ever started a war Killed an innocent person Killed a Native American Started a relegion Started a cult Instilled the fear of god in man Imprisoned a man for his/her political beliefs Dumped nuclear waste into the ocean Killed a whale Killed a Dolphin (not the fish) Beat up a retarded person Knocked over or tripped a blind person Let women into professional golf Let women into professional basketball Let women into professional tennis Brought African American slaves to America Brought Mexican Slaves to America Brought Chinese Slaves to America Then i'd fuck the following people in the ass years prior to their fame: Marylyn Monroe Susan B. Anthony Mrs. Jack F. Kennedy (And all their daughters) Mrs. George Bush Sr. (And all their daughters) Mrs. George Bush Jr. (And all their daughters) Billy Jean King (That dyke tennis player)
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Here read this post from this guy that says he is from the
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I would go to the time of my conception and be born into a family with a lot of wealth and prestige. Or I would want to be born into someone who was going to be rich and famous, preferably a pop singer/star. I'm getting too old, so doesn't look like it's going to happen in my lifetime. Or at least born into a rich family and be a socialite without ever having to work in my life ever. It seems like money makes all problems go away, if I was rich I could buy Manolo Blahnik shoes, Louis Vuitton purses, expensive clothes, get everything that I dislike about my body fixed and be 1,000 times happier. It seems like all of my problems I have are things I want that only money can buy and things about my body I want to fix that require money, but unfortunately I don't have enough of it. If I had millions I could be anyone I want and look any way I want. Celebs look so good because they spend shitloads of money on veneers, personal trainers, stylist, thousand dollar makeup artists... etc.. If I was a millioaire my life would be perfect, My problems all revolve around money, or lack thereof.
Or at least go back in time so that I would obtain the genes to be a little bit taller with more curves, and be more mixed looking. Sorry but I don't want to make monumental changes and change history or anything, I don't have time to worry about other people, I got my own problems! |
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The only tangible, and scientifically possible method of time travel is to create a wormhole in space. However that means you can only go back in time as far as the point where you started the wormhole. So if we created one tomorrow, we could theoretically travel back to that point, but no further. However, there may be other cosmic entities that are the equivalent of wormholes, who knows.
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100 time travellers not as cool as michael j fox.
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