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I'd go back & kill every bastard that:
Wrote a "hate crime" into law
Made the interstate speed limit "55"
Ever started a war
Killed an innocent person
Killed a Native American
Started a relegion
Started a cult
Instilled the fear of god in man
Imprisoned a man for his/her political beliefs
Dumped nuclear waste into the ocean
Killed a whale
Killed a Dolphin (not the fish)
Beat up a retarded person
Knocked over or tripped a blind person
Let women into professional golf
Let women into professional basketball
Let women into professional tennis
Brought African American slaves to America
Brought Mexican Slaves to America
Brought Chinese Slaves to America
Then i'd fuck the following people in the ass years prior to their fame:
Marylyn Monroe
Susan B. Anthony
Mrs. Jack F. Kennedy (And all their daughters)
Mrs. George Bush Sr. (And all their daughters)
Mrs. George Bush Jr. (And all their daughters)
Billy Jean King (That dyke tennis player)
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