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Making PHP work
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Why pay out the ass for COCAINE when you can just ....
I was talking to my mom on the phone and mentioned that I had a light pain in a tooth. I keep forgetting that she still thinks I'm her fucking baby and all that shit and go to the mail box and see that she sent me something. I open it up like "what the fuck is this shit". I start readind the label and it said : do not use if you are allergic to procaine, butacaine, benzocaine and other caine like products.
Hmmmmm! I thought for about a sec and decided that no... I aint allergic to no kind of caine so even though my tooth don't hurt anymore I put a heap of that shit in my mouth; rubbed it into my front lip and some on my teeth. It kinda stung though when I tried to put some in my nose. Anyhoo; I'm fucked up like a MoFo now!!! YeeeHaaaa!!! So why do people payout the ass when they can just go to the corner store and gey Anbesol? Goddam! Thanks mom; I'm fuckked up tonight!!! PS: I hope I don't like die or something. |
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Well done! keep it up!
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I'm here for SPORT
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natives often do that with gas and glue here.
you seem at about their IQ level..........
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Do they put glue on their dicks and put it up your ass when you have gas? |
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wait, you're not supposed to snort lines of glue? no wonder i have nasal problems...
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I've just woke up and this is the first thread i saw.
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Back in the day, poppers were real common on the dance floor then they came out with ethyl chloride, man that was some nasty crap!
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Selling short ICQ numbers
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i encourage people to huff gas next to the fireplace on cold nights.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Selling short ICQ numbers
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Don't know for sure what mama sent you...but products like Anbesol, Solarcaine, etc. all contain a LOCAL anesthetic called Benzocaine. It has no systemic effect on a person, so sticking Anbesol up your nose won't fuck you up or make you wasted. It will numb the inside of your nose for about 15 minutes and then it's back to reality. (i.e. you'll be "unnumb")
Maybe mom sent you something different that did mess you up...I don't know, but the OTC products like Anbesol won't get you high no matter what part of your body you stick it on. ![]()
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why go to the beer store when you can have Nyquil
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hi moron, i see we havent meet yet.
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i would never have thought to do that with the toothache medicine
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Americans don't pay out the ass for cocaine anyways.. cocaine is almost $200 a gram here not $40-$50 like in LA you cheap fucker!
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Start selling that shit as legal drugs then. You could get rich before they have the time to make it illegal. Or you could just don't do that... erm. Anywho, good luck
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This is a sad sad thread.
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"I'm not NOT licking toads son"
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