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Why pay out the ass for COCAINE when you can just ....
I was talking to my mom on the phone and mentioned that I had a light pain in a tooth. I keep forgetting that she still thinks I'm her fucking baby and all that shit and go to the mail box and see that she sent me something. I open it up like "what the fuck is this shit". I start readind the label and it said : do not use if you are allergic to procaine, butacaine, benzocaine and other caine like products.
Hmmmmm! I thought for about a sec and decided that no... I aint allergic to no kind of caine so even though my tooth don't hurt anymore I put a heap of that shit in my mouth; rubbed it into my front lip and some on my teeth. It kinda stung though when I tried to put some in my nose.
Anyhoo; I'm fucked up like a MoFo now!!!
YeeeHaaaa!!!
So why do people payout the ass when they can just go to the corner store and gey Anbesol?
Goddam!
Thanks mom; I'm fuckked up tonight!!!
PS: I hope I don't like die or something.
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