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Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:10 PM

Jeeeeezzzzzzz

Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

dropped9 · 01-13-2004, 04:11 PM

I'm so juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......

01-13-2004, 04:12 PM

That's because you're aiming too high. Find a fat chick and she'll slob on your knob like it's a fucking big stick.

Sly_RJ · 01-13-2004, 04:12 PM

Maybe you should give guys a try? I hear fags love the guido meat!

jact · 01-13-2004, 04:12 PM

I was wondering the same damn thing the other day. It isn't like it's rocket science, is it?

MrIzzz · 01-13-2004, 04:13 PM

the only thing guidettes can blow is a wad of money

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by jact
I was wondering the same damn thing the other day. It isn't like it's rocket science, is it?

I guess it might be after all

SCJason · 01-13-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Jeeeeezzzzzzz

Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

Actually that works bro..............Make sure you have that disgusted look when you walk out the door. Bring back alcohol as a reward for her deligent studies !

jact · 01-13-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I guess it might be after all

I guess my standards are pretty high, but I've had some really shitty head and there really is no reason for it. You want something in return, you fucking suck it and you suck it well!

phogirl69 · 01-13-2004, 04:16 PM

Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,

What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
Anything else I'm missing???

Thanks

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Jeeeeezzzzzzz

Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

Its so true its not even funny.

Dugmor · 01-13-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Jeeeeezzzzzzz

Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

That is what I audition them all first onBlow Job Auditions

Chris E · 01-13-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Jeeeeezzzzzzz

Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

Sly_RJ · 01-13-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,

What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
Anything else I'm missing???

Thanks

I'm available for in-house training if you're interested.

You're not too far away, so there will be no charge!

Head · 01-13-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Maybe you should give guys a try? I hear fags love the guido meat!

Elli · 01-13-2004, 04:21 PM

So... what DO you guys like? Perhaps you should make an educational blog for the ladies to read up on

Just like men don't always get the 'eating out' style quite right the first, third ... fiftieth time and need some instruction.

Sosa · 01-13-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor

That is what I audition them all first onBlow Job Auditions

Nice little plug

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,

What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
Anything else I'm missing???

Thanks

All I am saying that any girl older than 21 that does not possess the basic fellatio skills should be shipped out to a island or something and not be let back into society till they know how to give head....also a little ball lickinng and massaging cant hurt

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

All I am saying that any girl older than 21 that does not possess the basic fellatio skills should be shipped out to a island or something and not be let back into society till they know how to give head....also a little ball lickinng and massaging cant hurt

What about those who can't even open their mouth big enough and you can feel this teeth alll over your cock.....
Biggest turn off ever

BradShaw · 01-13-2004, 04:27 PM

Enjoy whatever you get now. I hear once you are married if you bring that thing close to the mouth, they bite.

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Enjoy whatever you get now. I hear once you are married if you bring that thing close to the mouth, they bite.

Brad ,

You and your wife into swinging?

Vanilla DeVille · 01-13-2004, 04:29 PM

Well, maybe you haven't had the right girl yet.

Rictor · 01-13-2004, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Jeeeeezzzzzzz

Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

So you are saying guys give better head?

EscortBiz · 01-13-2004, 04:30 PM

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Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

So you are saying guys give better head?

So Ive heared

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Vanilla
Well, maybe you haven't had the right girl yet.

Hello there Vanilla my lovely looking sweetie

Kamilla36D · 01-13-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Jeeeeezzzzzzz

Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

ya know, sum guys are just as horrible at licking pussy - you'd think with all the porn viewing guys would have a better clue than women and all be pornstar material in bed... I wish! lol

Vanilla DeVille · 01-13-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Hello there Vanilla my lovely looking sweetie

Hello to you too, my little Juicy-Juice! It was great finally meeting you in Vegas!

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kamilla36D
ya know, sum guys are just as horrible at licking pussy - you'd think with all the porn viewing guys would have a better clue than women and all be pornstar material in bed... I wish! lol

I give great cunnilingus

Holly · 01-13-2004, 04:34 PM

It's usually due to one of these 5 things:

a. you're poor
b. you smell bad
c. we've had time to get a look at your home/car and realize we're not getting anything else outta you
d. we just don't like you
e. you suck in bed (and not in the good way)

Vanilla DeVille · 01-13-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I give great cunnilingus

And so do I ladies!

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Vanilla

Hello to you too, my little Juicy-Juice! It was great finally meeting you in Vegas!

Pleasure was all mine

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
It's usually due to one of these 5 things:

a. you're poor
b. you smell bad
c. we've had time to get a look at your home/car and realize we're not getting anything else outta you
d. we just don't like you
e. you suck in bed (and not in the good way)

a. you're poor

Nah i got some money

b. you smell bad
Nope I scrub my balls daily

c. we've had time to get a look at your home/car and realize we're not getting anything else outta you

Nope
d. we just don't like you
Impossible

e. you suck in bed (and not in the good way)

I have trophies that say i am good

mistersoft · 01-13-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,

What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
Anything else I'm missing???

Thanks

YES!

Listen, I have had blowjobs which contained as much variation as fucking with 5 different normal girls.

Mistersoft

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by mistersoft

YES!

Listen, I have had blowjobs which contained as much variation as fucking with 5 different normal girls.

Mistersoft

your a p.i.m.p

mistersoft · 01-13-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

p.i.m.p

?

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by mistersoft

?

sarcasm.

Ross · 01-13-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
That's because you're aiming too high. Find a fat chick and she'll slob on your knob like it's a fucking big stick.

I got to try that one.

mistersoft · 01-13-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

sarcasm.

there is no need to be rude - you can just call me an asshole

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-13-2004, 04:53 PM

I love oral sex..lol. I realized early in life you cant get pregnant giving head..phew.

Too many guys want anal sex now a days..seems head is less desirable after its been in an asshole

Odie · 01-13-2004, 04:57 PM

so what about coaching the girls???

u know while she's there....tell her how good it feels when she does....it works unless she's immature...or insecure..

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by mistersoft

there is no need to be rude - you can just call me an asshole

I don't think your an asshole though...

Missy · 01-13-2004, 05:04 PM

I don't care how many girls know how to give a good blow job... when you start comparing real-life sex to pornos, you've got some seriously warped illusions of reality going on. Next thing you know, you'll be getting pissed off cuz the girl behind the counter at the video store didn't pull you in the back room for a 3-some with her best friend, and you'll be in shock when the nurse at the doctor's office doesn't do anything more than take your temperature and blood pressure!

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Missy
I don't care how many girls know how to give a good blow job... when you start comparing real-life sex to pornos, you've got some seriously warped illusions of reality going on. Next thing you know, you'll be getting pissed off cuz the girl behind the counter at the video store didn't pull you in the back room for a 3-some with her best friend, and you'll be in shock when the nurse at the doctor's office doesn't do anything more than take your temperature and blood pressure!

When the nurse gonna be as hot in real life as in porn videos you will be damn right Ill be made as hell

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Kamilla36D
ya know, sum guys are just as horrible at licking pussy - you'd think with all the porn viewing guys would have a better clue than women and all be pornstar material in bed... I wish! lol

That's hilarious, any time I try anything porn starish on my wife, I get laughed out of the bedroom and told that kind of thing just doesn't turn women on. Of course, I could be married to a freak

Juicy D. Links · 01-13-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche

That's hilarious, any time I try anything porn starish on my wife, I get laughed out of the bedroom and told that kind of thing just doesn't turn women on. Of course, I could be married to a freak

Bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Oracle Porn · 01-13-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I just got hard

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 05:16 PM

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u4ia · 01-13-2004, 05:20 PM

It's taken me 7 years to find a good cock sucker.

Her name is Michelle.

She's not really my type, she's not outgoing, she's not very smart, not the best body, she's not overly cute, umm, so ya, not alot attractive about her.

Basically I would have never have looked twice at her, but she could fucking shake that monkey in the club. So I gave her a chance.

She's now my girlfriend, and she owes that entirely due to the fact that she can suck a medicine ball throw a 75 foot crazy straw with aggression and a passion I have never witnessed. Not even from the famed Heather from Ideepthroat.com.

If she wasn't so shy, I'd try to market her.

She once got me off in under 2 minutes after I drank a fifth of Jack over the course of a few hours. Gave whiskey cock a whole new meaning.

strobi · 01-13-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
That's because you're aiming too high. Find a fat chick and she'll slob on your knob like it's a fucking big stick.

indeed!!! fat chicks are cock sucking masters!!!

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u4ia Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 330 Posts: 60	It's taken me 7 years to find a good cock sucker. Her name is Michelle. She's not really my type, she's not outgoing, she's not very smart, not the best body, she's not overly cute, umm, so ya, not alot attractive about her. Basically I would have never have looked twice at her, but she could fucking shake that monkey in the club. So I gave her a chance. She's now my girlfriend, and she owes that entirely due to the fact that she can suck a medicine ball throw a 75 foot crazy straw with aggression and a passion I have never witnessed. Not even from the famed Heather from Ideepthroat.com. If she wasn't so shy, I'd try to market her. She once got me off in under 2 minutes after I drank a fifth of Jack over the course of a few hours. Gave whiskey cock a whole new meaning. __________________ Procrastination is like masturbation, it's fun only until you realize you are just screwing yourself.