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Ironhorse · 01-13-2004, 05:21 PM

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Ironhorse · 01-13-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Kamilla36D
ya know, sum guys are just as horrible at licking pussy - you'd think with all the porn viewing guys would have a better clue than women and all be pornstar material in bed... I wish! lol

Some are better than others

01-13-2004, 05:33 PM

I just tell them

LESS TEETH, MORE TONGUE!

and a slap in the face doesnt hurt

Kamilla36D · 01-13-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

Some are better than others

and thank gawd for that

aleck · 01-13-2004, 11:13 PM

duh, good cocksuckers are kinda rare these days. seems that it's a rocket science after all

aleck · 01-13-2004, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Missy
I don't care how many girls know how to give a good blow job... when you start comparing real-life sex to pornos, you've got some seriously warped illusions of reality going on. Next thing you know, you'll be getting pissed off cuz the girl behind the counter at the video store didn't pull you in the back room for a 3-some with her best friend, and you'll be in shock when the nurse at the doctor's office doesn't do anything more than take your temperature and blood pressure!

but in fact, the girl in a video store CAN be in your bed in less than a week. if you just are good, if not - there are some paysites online to get your hand busy

Vitasoy · 01-13-2004, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by strobi

indeed!!! fat chicks are cock sucking masters!!!

I hear that a lot too.

Spunky · 01-13-2004, 11:27 PM

So I guess grabbing their ears is a bad thing?

MadCap · 01-13-2004, 11:28 PM

All you have to do is tell her hey bitch cover your teeth with your lips and breath through your nose.

latinasojourn · 01-13-2004, 11:48 PM

i think you guys are all missing the most important ingrediant to a good blow job (and swallow).

find a girl that loves you.

basschick · 01-14-2004, 01:07 AM

it's funny - almost all guys say they give good head but almost none actually do. lots of girls will tell a guy he gives great head - only so he'll like her more. she'll fake an orgasm, too - which you all say you can tell but if you could hear the girls talking later - oh, my!

guys, we've given you head for years while you complained you didn't get more and gave us no head or lousy head. expect no sympathy from us *lol*

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01-14-2004, 01:07 AM	#61
basschick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: el lay, ca usa Posts: 2,540	it's funny - almost all guys say they give good head but almost none actually do. lots of girls will tell a guy he gives great head - only so he'll like her more. she'll fake an orgasm, too - which you all say you can tell but if you could hear the girls talking later - oh, my! guys, we've given you head for years while you complained you didn't get more and gave us no head or lousy head. expect no sympathy from us lol __________________ Got Gay and For Women Traffic?

01-13-2004, 05:33 PM	#53
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	I just tell them LESS TEETH, MORE TONGUE! and a slap in the face doesnt hurt

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