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It's taken me 7 years to find a good cock sucker.
Her name is Michelle.
She's not really my type, she's not outgoing, she's not very smart, not the best body, she's not overly cute, umm, so ya, not alot attractive about her.
Basically I would have never have looked twice at her, but she could fucking shake that monkey in the club. So I gave her a chance.
She's now my girlfriend, and she owes that entirely due to the fact that she can suck a medicine ball throw a 75 foot crazy straw with aggression and a passion I have never witnessed. Not even from the famed Heather from Ideepthroat.com.
If she wasn't so shy, I'd try to market her.
She once got me off in under 2 minutes after I drank a fifth of Jack over the course of a few hours. Gave whiskey cock a whole new meaning.
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