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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    Why is it so hard finding a chcik these days that knows how to perform fellatio?

    Jeeeeezzzzzzz

    Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

    I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      I'm so juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......

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        • shermo
          #3
          That's because you're aiming too high. Find a fat chick and she'll slob on your knob like it's a fucking big stick.

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            • Sly_RJ
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              • Feb 2002
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              #4
              Maybe you should give guys a try? I hear fags love the guido meat!
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                • jact
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                  • Sep 2002
                  • 9134
                  #5
                  I was wondering the same damn thing the other day. It isn't like it's rocket science, is it?
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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923
                      #6
                      the only thing guidettes can blow is a wad of money


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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          Originally posted by jact
                          I was wondering the same damn thing the other day. It isn't like it's rocket science, is it?
                          I guess it might be after all

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                            • SCJason
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 1095
                              #8
                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                              Jeeeeezzzzzzz

                              Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

                              I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...
                              Actually that works bro..............Make sure you have that disgusted look when you walk out the door. Bring back alcohol as a reward for her deligent studies !
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                                • jact
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                                  • Sep 2002
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks


                                  I guess it might be after all
                                  I guess my standards are pretty high, but I've had some really shitty head and there really is no reason for it. You want something in return, you fucking suck it and you suck it well!
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                                    • phogirl69
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 3330
                                      #10
                                      Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,


                                      What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
                                      Anything else I'm missing???

                                      Thanks

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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                          Jeeeeezzzzzzz

                                          Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

                                          I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...
                                          Its so true its not even funny.


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                                            • Dugmor
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 7687
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                              Jeeeeezzzzzzz

                                              Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

                                              I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...



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                                                • Chris E
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                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                  Jeeeeezzzzzzz

                                                  Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

                                                  I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...

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                                                    • Sly_RJ
                                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 17042
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                      Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,


                                                      What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
                                                      Anything else I'm missing???

                                                      Thanks
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                                                        • Head
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                          Maybe you should give guys a try? I hear fags love the guido meat!

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                                                            • Elli
                                                              Reach for those stars!
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 17991
                                                              #16
                                                              So... what DO you guys like? Perhaps you should make an educational blog for the ladies to read up on Just like men don't always get the 'eating out' style quite right the first, third ... fiftieth time and need some instruction.
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                                                                • Sosa
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 40149
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Dugmor





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                                                                    • juicylinks
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                                      Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,


                                                                      What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
                                                                      Anything else I'm missing???

                                                                      Thanks
                                                                      All I am saying that any girl older than 21 that does not possess the basic fellatio skills should be shipped out to a island or something and not be let back into society till they know how to give head....also a little ball lickinng and massaging cant hurt

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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks


                                                                          All I am saying that any girl older than 21 that does not possess the basic fellatio skills should be shipped out to a island or something and not be let back into society till they know how to give head....also a little ball lickinng and massaging cant hurt
                                                                          What about those who can't even open their mouth big enough and you can feel this teeth alll over your cock.....
                                                                          Biggest turn off ever


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                                                                            • BradShaw
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                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 7840
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Enjoy whatever you get now. I hear once you are married if you bring that thing close to the mouth, they bite.
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                                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                                  Enjoy whatever you get now. I hear once you are married if you bring that thing close to the mouth, they bite.
                                                                                  Brad ,

                                                                                  You and your wife into swinging?

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                                                                                    • Vanilla
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Well, maybe you haven't had the right girl yet.
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                                                                                        • Rictor
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                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 12208
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                          Jeeeeezzzzzzz

                                                                                          Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

                                                                                          I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...
                                                                                          So you are saying guys give better head?

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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rictor


                                                                                                  So you are saying guys give better head?
                                                                                                  So Ive heared


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                                                                                                    • juicylinks
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Vanilla
                                                                                                      Well, maybe you haven't had the right girl yet.
                                                                                                      Hello there Vanilla my lovely looking sweetie

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                                                                                                        • Kamilla36D
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                          Jeeeeezzzzzzz

                                                                                                          Ladies please , brush up on your fellatio skills.

                                                                                                          I think by looking at porn all day I am expecting "too much " from women when they perform fellatio on me. Sometimes I just wanna pop in a porno and say "Yo look , listen and learn " , Ill be back in 30 min to test you out...
                                                                                                          ya know, sum guys are just as horrible at licking pussy - you'd think with all the porn viewing guys would have a better clue than women and all be pornstar material in bed... I wish! lol
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                                                                                                            • Vanilla
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks


                                                                                                              Hello there Vanilla my lovely looking sweetie

                                                                                                              Hello to you too, my little Juicy-Juice! It was great finally meeting you in Vegas!
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                                                                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kamilla36D
                                                                                                                  ya know, sum guys are just as horrible at licking pussy - you'd think with all the porn viewing guys would have a better clue than women and all be pornstar material in bed... I wish! lol
                                                                                                                  I give great cunnilingus

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                                                                                                                    • Holly
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 10017
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      It's usually due to one of these 5 things:

                                                                                                                      a. you're poor
                                                                                                                      b. you smell bad
                                                                                                                      c. we've had time to get a look at your home/car and realize we're not getting anything else outta you
                                                                                                                      d. we just don't like you
                                                                                                                      e. you suck in bed (and not in the good way)
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                                                                                                                        • Vanilla
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks


                                                                                                                          I give great cunnilingus
                                                                                                                          And so do I ladies!
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                                                                                                                            • juicylinks
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vanilla



                                                                                                                              Hello to you too, my little Juicy-Juice! It was great finally meeting you in Vegas!
                                                                                                                              Pleasure was all mine

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                                                                                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                                                  It's usually due to one of these 5 things:

                                                                                                                                  a. you're poor
                                                                                                                                  b. you smell bad
                                                                                                                                  c. we've had time to get a look at your home/car and realize we're not getting anything else outta you
                                                                                                                                  d. we just don't like you
                                                                                                                                  e. you suck in bed (and not in the good way)

                                                                                                                                  a. you're poor

                                                                                                                                  Nah i got some money

                                                                                                                                  b. you smell bad
                                                                                                                                  Nope I scrub my balls daily

                                                                                                                                  c. we've had time to get a look at your home/car and realize we're not getting anything else outta you

                                                                                                                                  Nope
                                                                                                                                  d. we just don't like you
                                                                                                                                  Impossible

                                                                                                                                  e. you suck in bed (and not in the good way)

                                                                                                                                  I have trophies that say i am good

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                                                                                                                                    • mistersoft
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 1021
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                                                                                                      Juicyyyyyyyyyyyy,


                                                                                                                                      What is the criteria for "good head"? What are the women doing that is lacking in that department? What could a woman do to give you the best fellatio ever, what techniques should she include? Some people do have a gag reflex so they might choke if they go to deep.... I've seen lots of porn before, I'm guessing it's just go deep and swallow?
                                                                                                                                      Anything else I'm missing???

                                                                                                                                      Thanks

                                                                                                                                      YES!

                                                                                                                                      Listen, I have had blowjobs which contained as much variation as fucking with 5 different normal girls.

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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by mistersoft



                                                                                                                                          YES!

                                                                                                                                          Listen, I have had blowjobs which contained as much variation as fucking with 5 different normal girls.

                                                                                                                                          Mistersoft
                                                                                                                                          your a p.i.m.p


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                                                                                                                                            • mistersoft
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                                                                                              p.i.m.p
                                                                                                                                              ?
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                                                                                                  ?
                                                                                                                                                  sarcasm.


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                                                                                                                                                    • Ross
                                                                                                                                                      Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 18874
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                                                                                                      That's because you're aiming too high. Find a fat chick and she'll slob on your knob like it's a fucking big stick.
                                                                                                                                                      I got to try that one.

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                                                                                                                                                        • mistersoft
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn


                                                                                                                                                          sarcasm.

                                                                                                                                                          there is no need to be rude - you can just call me an asshole
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                                                                                                                                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 10581
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              I love oral sex..lol. I realized early in life you cant get pregnant giving head..phew.

                                                                                                                                                              Too many guys want anal sex now a days..seems head is less desirable after its been in an asshole

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                                                                                                                                                                • Odie
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                                                                                                                                                                  so what about coaching the girls???

                                                                                                                                                                  u know while she's there....tell her how good it feels when she does....it works unless she's immature...or insecure..
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mistersoft



                                                                                                                                                                      there is no need to be rude - you can just call me an asshole
                                                                                                                                                                      I don't think your an asshole though...


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                                                                                                                                                                        • Missy
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I don't care how many girls know how to give a good blow job... when you start comparing real-life sex to pornos, you've got some seriously warped illusions of reality going on. Next thing you know, you'll be getting pissed off cuz the girl behind the counter at the video store didn't pull you in the back room for a 3-some with her best friend, and you'll be in shock when the nurse at the doctor's office doesn't do anything more than take your temperature and blood pressure!
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                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Missy
                                                                                                                                                                              I don't care how many girls know how to give a good blow job... when you start comparing real-life sex to pornos, you've got some seriously warped illusions of reality going on. Next thing you know, you'll be getting pissed off cuz the girl behind the counter at the video store didn't pull you in the back room for a 3-some with her best friend, and you'll be in shock when the nurse at the doctor's office doesn't do anything more than take your temperature and blood pressure!
                                                                                                                                                                              When the nurse gonna be as hot in real life as in porn videos you will be damn right Ill be made as hell


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                                                                                                                                                                                • Ben-MensNiche
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kamilla36D
                                                                                                                                                                                  ya know, sum guys are just as horrible at licking pussy - you'd think with all the porn viewing guys would have a better clue than women and all be pornstar material in bed... I wish! lol
                                                                                                                                                                                  That's hilarious, any time I try anything porn starish on my wife, I get laughed out of the bedroom and told that kind of thing just doesn't turn women on. Of course, I could be married to a freak

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • juicylinks
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche


                                                                                                                                                                                      That's hilarious, any time I try anything porn starish on my wife, I get laughed out of the bedroom and told that kind of thing just doesn't turn women on. Of course, I could be married to a freak

                                                                                                                                                                                      Bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks



                                                                                                                                                                                          Bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
                                                                                                                                                                                          I just got hard


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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Ben-MensNiche
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              well if you need any guys for your shoots, just hit me up on ICQ

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's taken me 7 years to find a good cock sucker.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Her name is Michelle.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  She's not really my type, she's not outgoing, she's not very smart, not the best body, she's not overly cute, umm, so ya, not alot attractive about her.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Basically I would have never have looked twice at her, but she could fucking shake that monkey in the club. So I gave her a chance.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  She's now my girlfriend, and she owes that entirely due to the fact that she can suck a medicine ball throw a 75 foot crazy straw with aggression and a passion I have never witnessed. Not even from the famed Heather from Ideepthroat.com.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  If she wasn't so shy, I'd try to market her.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  She once got me off in under 2 minutes after I drank a fifth of Jack over the course of a few hours. Gave whiskey cock a whole new meaning.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Procrastination is like masturbation, it's fun only until you realize you are just screwing yourself.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by shermsshack
                                                                                                                                                                                                      That's because you're aiming too high. Find a fat chick and she'll slob on your knob like it's a fucking big stick.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      indeed!!! fat chicks are cock sucking masters!!!

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