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12-24-2003, 12:22 AM
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What The Fuck Do I Get My Feonce For X-mas!!! Fuck!!!
I dont got a fucking clue what to get her!!
I just baught her a Fat ass ring for engagement!! A bad ass Washer and dryer!! wants a new Kitchen table but we are buying a new house in a month or 2 so I dont really want to do that!! And she gives me no clues!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!! WOMEN HELP |
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12-24-2003, 12:23 AM
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The O is for Oohhh
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How's about a spellchecker?
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12-24-2003, 12:23 AM
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Probably should'a asked a little sooner than Dec 24th, don't ya think?
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12-24-2003, 12:25 AM
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Jeez, she's so demanding! I hope Quickbuck does great because it sounds like you just proposed to a huge liability
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12-24-2003, 12:25 AM
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get her a real man.
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12-24-2003, 12:26 AM
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And I been looking for awhile! and I have no ideas!! I was thinking a new car but I would like a new Toyota Sequia. But our dealership doesnt have the one I want in right now so I cant really get that... Fuck!! |
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12-24-2003, 12:27 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Make her dinner and say its the personal touch that matters at Christmas
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12-24-2003, 12:27 AM
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The O is for Oohhh
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chicks dig puppies
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12-24-2003, 12:27 AM
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Naaa she really dont ask for shit!! |
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12-24-2003, 12:28 AM
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The ONE thing she really wants is for me to set work hours!!!!
The one thing she wants is the one thing I cant give her LOL |
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12-24-2003, 12:28 AM
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WTF is a feonce??
I would never trust my traffic with a dumbass who can't spell common, simple words like bought and fiancée.
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12-24-2003, 12:29 AM
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Dude, you keep throwing money at her.... which is nice and all. But DO something special. Don't BUY something special. That'll be worth more to her than a new car. Well, maybe not that far, but it'll be worth a lot, I'm sure.  |
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12-24-2003, 12:29 AM
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Get her a Lexus
 or Get tickets to New Zealand for a romantic gettaway.
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12-24-2003, 12:30 AM
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LOL I just got back from bowling and drinking!! |
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12-24-2003, 12:32 AM
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I am tired of the Tahoe!! So I could kill 2 birds you know! =) If I left the house for more then going down to my office I would concider it my car but I dont leave to much! |
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12-24-2003, 12:32 AM
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get her glasses.. cause she obviously doesnt see what a dumbass she is with.
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12-24-2003, 12:35 AM
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just get her an i.o.u. for a new sequoia
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12-24-2003, 12:36 AM
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12-24-2003, 12:36 AM
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12-24-2003, 12:38 AM
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Okay, calm down Wiseguy.
Girls love stuff like new cars, and since you wanted to get that, get her a Lexus or something nice but small enough for her to capably handle in traffic. Chicks driving cars bigger than their houses scare the fuck outta me, and I"m a chick. If that's not good, then a nice pendant and earring set to go with the beautiful engagement ring you bought her. If she's blonde, go with sapphires, brunettes look good in rubies, and redheads look magnificent in emeralds. You might also look into purchasing her a day pass to a spa. Let her get a massage, facial, mud plaster bullshit, whatever she wants. Chicks LOVE that stuff. New clothing is always nice. Since you're looking to spend some serious bucks, try Bloomingdale's or Macy's and find a nice leather or fur-lined coat. Mittens and scarf optional. If you are truly THAT in need of something, really fast, grab gift certificates to every place you can imagine she'd like to go and stuff her a stocking.
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12-24-2003, 12:38 AM
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12-24-2003, 12:41 AM
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fur - leather - jewlery.
solid stadbys that always work
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12-24-2003, 12:48 AM
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12-24-2003, 12:49 AM
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His feonce is beyonce so its ok
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12-24-2003, 12:49 AM
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Something practical and useful. A WWII Sherman Tank. Okay, seriously... I think one of those nice brief/bag things with a day planner would be nice.
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12-24-2003, 12:50 AM
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A day at a spa getting pampered is always a good bet.
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12-24-2003, 12:51 AM
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12-24-2003, 12:53 AM
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Diamond earrings.
Tennis braclet. Can't go wrong with Diamonds. |
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12-24-2003, 12:58 AM
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The best bet is to deeply think about what SHE likes. What are her hobbies? Her passions? Getting a casual girl a diamond bracelet or Prada bag is about like buying a fishing rod for an uptown girl. It just doesn't make sense.
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12-24-2003, 12:58 AM
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I actually put some thought into this wiseman...
try a sex toy and a poster of the new kids on the block.. kind of a combo gift... never know...
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12-24-2003, 01:00 AM
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Let's do some business.
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A day of being naked while men and women rub my body from head to toe is always a good bet. 
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12-24-2003, 01:01 AM
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Thinking the spa ma be good I was also thinking of maybe a sexy male stripper would be funny as well.. I am not looking to dump an assload of $$ but if its a car then Hell yea !! LOL I think I may just go with the spa and maybe not touch the computer for a couple days!!! thats always worth its weight in gold!! |
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12-24-2003, 01:02 AM
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hey now..Spa thing sounds real good.
Have her go in for an all day package deal. They'll do her hair, make up, and massage. She'll walk out feeling like a million bucks. |
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12-24-2003, 01:03 AM
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Get her a girlfriend.
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Do you want my address to send em over!!!!
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12-24-2003, 01:06 AM
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I vote for the diamond bracelet.
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12-24-2003, 01:09 AM
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12-24-2003, 01:14 AM
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and Just because you still like the New Kids on the block doesnt mean everyone does LimpDog! |
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12-24-2003, 01:16 AM
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I'm here for SPORT
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hey wiseman - you getting my icqs?
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12-24-2003, 01:31 AM
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So thats all the Ideas?
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12-24-2003, 04:08 AM
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Bottle of Jager and Entertainment
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12-24-2003, 04:15 AM
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get her some spark plugs.
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12-24-2003, 04:50 AM
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I know what she wants..
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12-24-2003, 05:44 AM
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How about a couple of these.
8 weeks old...brother and sister. I just couldn't seperate them...lol Now my hands are full!   
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12-24-2003, 06:03 AM
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i bought my wife a coach bag,,,only $199
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12-24-2003, 06:10 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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those dogs rock
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