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Tala · 12-24-2003, 12:38 AM

Okay, calm down Wiseguy.

Girls love stuff like new cars, and since you wanted to get that, get her a Lexus or something nice but small enough for her to capably handle in traffic. Chicks driving cars bigger than their houses scare the fuck outta me, and I"m a chick.

If that's not good, then a nice pendant and earring set to go with the beautiful engagement ring you bought her. If she's blonde, go with sapphires, brunettes look good in rubies, and redheads look magnificent in emeralds.

You might also look into purchasing her a day pass to a spa. Let her get a massage, facial, mud plaster bullshit, whatever she wants. Chicks LOVE that stuff.

New clothing is always nice. Since you're looking to spend some serious bucks, try Bloomingdale's or Macy's and find a nice leather or fur-lined coat. Mittens and scarf optional.

If you are truly THAT in need of something, really fast, grab gift certificates to every place you can imagine she'd like to go and stuff her a stocking.

12-24-2003, 12:38 AM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Okay, calm down Wiseguy. Girls love stuff like new cars, and since you wanted to get that, get her a Lexus or something nice but small enough for her to capably handle in traffic. Chicks driving cars bigger than their houses scare the fuck outta me, and I"m a chick. If that's not good, then a nice pendant and earring set to go with the beautiful engagement ring you bought her. If she's blonde, go with sapphires, brunettes look good in rubies, and redheads look magnificent in emeralds. You might also look into purchasing her a day pass to a spa. Let her get a massage, facial, mud plaster bullshit, whatever she wants. Chicks LOVE that stuff. New clothing is always nice. Since you're looking to spend some serious bucks, try Bloomingdale's or Macy's and find a nice leather or fur-lined coat. Mittens and scarf optional. If you are truly THAT in need of something, really fast, grab gift certificates to every place you can imagine she'd like to go and stuff her a stocking. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.