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Wiseman 12-24-2003 12:22 AM

What The Fuck Do I Get My Feonce For X-mas!!! Fuck!!!
 
I dont got a fucking clue what to get her!!
I just baught her a Fat ass ring for engagement!!
A bad ass Washer and dryer!!
wants a new Kitchen table but we are buying a new house in a month or 2 so I dont really want to do that!!
And she gives me no clues!!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!

WOMEN HELP

MattO 12-24-2003 12:23 AM

How's about a spellchecker?

StuartD 12-24-2003 12:23 AM

Probably should'a asked a little sooner than Dec 24th, don't ya think? :)

WiredGuy 12-24-2003 12:25 AM

Jeez, she's so demanding! I hope Quickbuck does great because it sounds like you just proposed to a huge liability :)

WG

p1mpdogg 12-24-2003 12:25 AM

get her a real man.

Wiseman 12-24-2003 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
How's about a spellchecker?
That wont help her any dick!!
And I been looking for awhile!
and I have no ideas!!
I was thinking a new car but I would like a new Toyota Sequia. But our dealership doesnt have the one I want in right now so I cant really get that...
Fuck!!

Spunky 12-24-2003 12:27 AM

Make her dinner and say its the personal touch that matters at Christmas

MattO 12-24-2003 12:27 AM

chicks dig puppies

Wiseman 12-24-2003 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Jeez, she's so demanding! I hope Quickbuck does great because it sounds like you just proposed to a huge liability :)

WG

HAHAHHA No shit WG!!!!
Naaa she really dont ask for shit!!

Wiseman 12-24-2003 12:28 AM

The ONE thing she really wants is for me to set work hours!!!!

The one thing she wants is the one thing I cant give her
LOL

psyko514 12-24-2003 12:28 AM

WTF is a feonce??

I would never trust my traffic with a dumbass who can't spell common, simple words like bought and fiancée.

StuartD 12-24-2003 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Make her dinner and say its the personal touch that matters at Christmas
I agree with this one.

Dude, you keep throwing money at her.... which is nice and all. But DO something special. Don't BUY something special.

That'll be worth more to her than a new car.

Well, maybe not that far, but it'll be worth a lot, I'm sure. :winkwink:

zzgundamnzz 12-24-2003 12:29 AM

Get her a Lexus :thumbsup

or

Get tickets to New Zealand for a romantic gettaway.

Wiseman 12-24-2003 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
WTF is a feonce??

I would never trust my traffic with a dumbass who can't spell common, simple words like bought and fiancée.

AHHH fuck off
LOL
I just got back from bowling and drinking!!

Wiseman 12-24-2003 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan


I agree with this one.

Dude, you keep throwing money at her.... which is nice and all. But DO something special. Don't BUY something special.

That'll be worth more to her than a new car.

Well, maybe not that far, but it'll be worth a lot, I'm sure. :winkwink:

Well I want the new car!! LOL
I am tired of the Tahoe!! So I could kill 2 birds you know! =)
If I left the house for more then going down to my office I would concider it my car but I dont leave to much!

p1mpdogg 12-24-2003 12:32 AM

get her glasses.. cause she obviously doesnt see what a dumbass she is with.

brizzad 12-24-2003 12:35 AM

just get her an i.o.u. for a new sequoia

Wiseman 12-24-2003 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
get her glasses.. cause she obviously doesnt see what a dumbass she is with.
HAHA Pimp dog you going to wire me $$ so I can wear your shirt around Vegas?

StuartD 12-24-2003 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


Well I want the new car!! LOL
I am tired of the Tahoe!! So I could kill 2 birds you know! =)
If I left the house for more then going down to my office I would concider it my car but I dont leave to much!

Hahaha... go with anything that'll keep you out of a cab dude :glugglug

Tala 12-24-2003 12:38 AM

Okay, calm down Wiseguy.


Girls love stuff like new cars, and since you wanted to get that, get her a Lexus or something nice but small enough for her to capably handle in traffic. Chicks driving cars bigger than their houses scare the fuck outta me, and I"m a chick.


If that's not good, then a nice pendant and earring set to go with the beautiful engagement ring you bought her. If she's blonde, go with sapphires, brunettes look good in rubies, and redheads look magnificent in emeralds.



You might also look into purchasing her a day pass to a spa. Let her get a massage, facial, mud plaster bullshit, whatever she wants. Chicks LOVE that stuff.



New clothing is always nice. Since you're looking to spend some serious bucks, try Bloomingdale's or Macy's and find a nice leather or fur-lined coat. Mittens and scarf optional.


If you are truly THAT in need of something, really fast, grab gift certificates to every place you can imagine she'd like to go and stuff her a stocking.

p1mpdogg 12-24-2003 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


HAHA Pimp dog you going to wire me $$ so I can wear your shirt around Vegas?

knowing you, you would put it on backwards or something fucked up lol

SleazyDream 12-24-2003 12:41 AM

fur - leather - jewlery.


solid stadbys that always work

WiredGuy 12-24-2003 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
HAHAHHA No shit WG!!!!
Naaa she really dont ask for shit!!

Sure, I bet it was your idea to buy a ring, washer/dryer and all these other accessories. Renting a hot maid is cheaper bro :)

WG

makefuckingmoney 12-24-2003 12:49 AM

His feonce is beyonce so its ok

GonePhishing 12-24-2003 12:49 AM

Something practical and useful. A WWII Sherman Tank. Okay, seriously... I think one of those nice brief/bag things with a day planner would be nice.

tootie 12-24-2003 12:50 AM

A day at a spa getting pampered is always a good bet. :thumbsup

Abyss_Vee 12-24-2003 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
How's about a spellchecker?

AM Jeff 12-24-2003 12:53 AM

Diamond earrings.
Tennis braclet.

Can't go wrong with Diamonds.

tootie 12-24-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AM Jeff
Diamond earrings.
Tennis braclet.

Can't go wrong with Diamonds.

It depends on the girl. I don't really like to get jewelry because I usually dress casually. If someone got me a diamond bracelet I'd probably wear it once a year at best.

The best bet is to deeply think about what SHE likes. What are her hobbies? Her passions? Getting a casual girl a diamond bracelet or Prada bag is about like buying a fishing rod for an uptown girl. It just doesn't make sense. :)

p1mpdogg 12-24-2003 12:58 AM

I actually put some thought into this wiseman...

try a sex toy and a poster of the new kids on the block.. kind of a combo gift...

never know...

stocktrader23 12-24-2003 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
A day at a spa getting pampered is always a good bet. :thumbsup
Translation:

A day of being naked while men and women rub my body from head to toe is always a good bet. :1orglaugh

Wiseman 12-24-2003 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AM Jeff
Diamond earrings.
Tennis braclet.

Can't go wrong with Diamonds.

hit up the diamond earings last year
Thinking the spa ma be good
I was also thinking of maybe a sexy male stripper would be funny as well..
I am not looking to dump an assload of $$ but if its a car then Hell yea !!
LOL
I think I may just go with the spa and maybe not touch the computer for a couple days!!!
thats always worth its weight in gold!!

AM Jeff 12-24-2003 01:02 AM

hey now..Spa thing sounds real good.

Have her go in for an all day package deal.
They'll do her hair, make up, and massage.

She'll walk out feeling like a million bucks.

Paul Markham 12-24-2003 01:03 AM

Get her a girlfriend.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/bitmaps/merry_xmas.jpg

tootie 12-24-2003 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Translation:

A day of being naked while men and women rub my body from head to toe is always a good bet. :1orglaugh

Well, yes, that's a plus. :1orglaugh

Wiseman 12-24-2003 01:05 AM

Do you want my address to send em over!!!!
Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Get her a girlfriend.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/bitmaps/merry_xmas.jpg


Holly 12-24-2003 01:06 AM

I vote for the diamond bracelet.

p1mpdogg 12-24-2003 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
I vote for the diamond bracelet.
you have a problem with the new kids on the block poster and sex toy idea???

SleazyDream 12-24-2003 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg


you have a problem with the new kids on the block poster and sex toy idea???

not cool to even atempt to fuck with wiseman.

Wiseman 12-24-2003 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg


you have a problem with the new kids on the block poster and sex toy idea???

she has plenty of sex toys
and Just because you still like the New Kids on the block doesnt mean everyone does LimpDog!

Holly 12-24-2003 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg


you have a problem with the new kids on the block poster and sex toy idea???

No, that's cool. Just make sure to wrap the poster up with the diamond bracelet, or just sling it over the dildo. Either works for me.

SleazyDream 12-24-2003 01:16 AM

hey wiseman - you getting my icqs?

Wiseman 12-24-2003 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
hey wiseman - you getting my icqs?
i just needed to log on

Wiseman 12-24-2003 01:31 AM

So thats all the Ideas?

Jman 12-24-2003 04:08 AM

Bottle of Jager and Entertainment :thumbsup

nofx 12-24-2003 04:15 AM

get her some spark plugs.

boneprone 12-24-2003 04:50 AM

I know what she wants..

<img src="http://www.terababes.com/gfy/boneprone.jpg">

Alex From San Diego 12-24-2003 05:44 AM

How about a couple of these.
8 weeks old...brother and sister.
I just couldn't seperate them...lol
Now my hands are full!



http://allxxxpornvids.com/pups/002.jpg

http://www.allxxxpornvids.com/pups/003.jpg

http://www.allxxxpornvids.com/pups/004.jpg

Jedimaster 12-24-2003 06:03 AM

i bought my wife a coach bag,,,only $199

Vitasoy 12-24-2003 06:10 AM

those dogs rock :)


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