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pimpshost · 12-19-2003, 07:59 AM

Im in London....damn it's cold out here. I made a top 10 things I learned so far list. Here it is.......

#1 A rubber is used to wipe your windows.
#2 If you do not know which exit to take on a round about, just keep going around in circles until you figure it out.
#3 Duck before you go through a door way as a precaution.
#4 Mercedes does make shitty cars, I've been driving one.
#5 Dont ask for a good restaraunt, they do not exist.
#6 Look the left, I mean right, I mean left....fuck it, look both ways before you cros the street.
#7 Drive on the wrong side of the road, its the right thing to do.
#8 People in London dont like to be called Wankers
#9 If someone is pissed, they are drunk, not upset.
#10 If you do not know where you are going and you are using the underground, grab the circle line, its just going around in circles, so you cant get that lost.

Well, I'm here for a few more days, It's time to go to a pub and buy another 10 pack of smokes. Maybe I'll even hit up some more of the slots that pay out 70% or chomp on some of the fried bried...yack!!

See you guys in Vegas!! Cheers Mate!!

Pete · 12-19-2003, 08:03 AM

Sounds like you love it there.

Hindsight · 12-19-2003, 08:07 AM

I'm English and even I will admit London is a first class shithole...

Make sure to go to a nightclub called Heaven

Krome · 12-19-2003, 08:10 AM

#5 Dont ask for a good restaraunt, they do not exist.

Well being American you are probably used to burgers and we arent good at cooking them!

Try Mezzo in Wardour Street, that is very good and lots of very attractive ladies there.

Give me a call if you want a guide 07968659236

pimpshost · 12-19-2003, 08:17 AM

I'll be at the Hampshire tonight. I'll give you a call when I am checked in there and see if we can maybe meet up. It would be nice to be around someone from here, as I have been pretty lost.

senseidru · 12-19-2003, 08:27 AM

I'm on my way to your hotel, will buy you a drink.

a1ka1ine · 12-19-2003, 08:55 AM

haahha at number two :-)

i just love that big roundabout island at marble arch :-s

radical · 12-19-2003, 08:55 AM

Try Scotland!! hehehehe even fucking worse

johnuk · 12-19-2003, 10:00 AM

If you don't like London then you're just not doing it right

Krome · 12-19-2003, 11:13 AM

OK I am up for a night out...

Krome · 12-19-2003, 11:38 AM

OK who else wants to hook up with pimpshost?

JimmyReject · 12-19-2003, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
I'm English and even I will admit London is a first class shithole...

Make sure to go to a nightclub called Heaven

Exeter, please. Nothing wrong with London. Go fuck yourself.

12-19-2003, 07:59 AM	#1
pimpshost Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,052	Pimpshost in London :) Top 10 List Im in London....damn it's cold out here. I made a top 10 things I learned so far list. Here it is....... #1 A rubber is used to wipe your windows. #2 If you do not know which exit to take on a round about, just keep going around in circles until you figure it out. #3 Duck before you go through a door way as a precaution. #4 Mercedes does make shitty cars, I've been driving one. #5 Dont ask for a good restaraunt, they do not exist. #6 Look the left, I mean right, I mean left....fuck it, look both ways before you cros the street. #7 Drive on the wrong side of the road, its the right thing to do. #8 People in London dont like to be called Wankers #9 If someone is pissed, they are drunk, not upset. #10 If you do not know where you are going and you are using the underground, grab the circle line, its just going around in circles, so you cant get that lost. Well, I'm here for a few more days, It's time to go to a pub and buy another 10 pack of smokes. Maybe I'll even hit up some more of the slots that pay out 70% or chomp on some of the fried bried...yack!! See you guys in Vegas!! Cheers Mate!! __________________ Jason (Vegas King Condo) Cell 702-371-8941 Web LuxuryinLasVegas.com - High Rise Condos

12-19-2003, 08:03 AM	#2
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	Sounds like you love it there. __________________ Evoke Electronics

12-19-2003, 08:07 AM	#3
Hindsight Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Perugia, Italy - Often in Exeter, England Posts: 815	I'm English and even I will admit London is a first class shithole... Make sure to go to a nightclub called Heaven

12-19-2003, 08:10 AM	#4
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	#5 Dont ask for a good restaraunt, they do not exist. Well being American you are probably used to burgers and we arent good at cooking them! Try Mezzo in Wardour Street, that is very good and lots of very attractive ladies there. Give me a call if you want a guide 07968659236

12-19-2003, 08:17 AM	#5
pimpshost Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,052	I'll be at the Hampshire tonight. I'll give you a call when I am checked in there and see if we can maybe meet up. It would be nice to be around someone from here, as I have been pretty lost. __________________ Jason (Vegas King Condo) Cell 702-371-8941 Web LuxuryinLasVegas.com - High Rise Condos

12-19-2003, 08:27 AM	#6
senseidru Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: UKStyle.UKFlow Posts: 1,767	I'm on my way to your hotel, will buy you a drink. __________________

12-19-2003, 08:55 AM	#7
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	haahha at number two :-) i just love that big roundabout island at marble arch :-s

12-19-2003, 08:55 AM	#8
radical Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bonnie Scotland Posts: 2,876	Try Scotland!! hehehehe even fucking worse __________________ ICQ: 166108967

12-19-2003, 10:00 AM	#9
johnuk Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: uk Posts: 648	If you don't like London then you're just not doing it right __________________ Punkys.com Exclusive Alt Girls and Emo Teens - Upto $35 PPS ICQ 308714554 or jhn -at- punkys.com

12-19-2003, 11:13 AM	#10
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	OK I am up for a night out...

12-19-2003, 11:38 AM	#11
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	OK who else wants to hook up with pimpshost?