Pimpshost in London :) Top 10 List
 

Im in London....damn it's cold out here. I made a top 10 things I learned so far list. Here it is.......

#1 A rubber is used to wipe your windows.
#2 If you do not know which exit to take on a round about, just keep going around in circles until you figure it out.
#3 Duck before you go through a door way as a precaution.
#4 Mercedes does make shitty cars, I've been driving one.
#5 Dont ask for a good restaraunt, they do not exist.
#6 Look the left, I mean right, I mean left....fuck it, look both ways before you cros the street.
#7 Drive on the wrong side of the road, its the right thing to do.
#8 People in London dont like to be called Wankers
#9 If someone is pissed, they are drunk, not upset.
#10 If you do not know where you are going and you are using the underground, grab the circle line, its just going around in circles, so you cant get that lost.

Well, I'm here for a few more days, It's time to go to a pub and buy another 10 pack of smokes. Maybe I'll even hit up some more of the slots that pay out 70% or chomp on some of the fried bried...yack!!

See you guys in Vegas!! Cheers Mate!!

Sounds like you love it there. :1orglaugh

I'm English and even I will admit London is a first class shithole...


Make sure to go to a nightclub called Heaven :Graucho

#5 Dont ask for a good restaraunt, they do not exist.

Well being American you are probably used to burgers and we arent good at cooking them!

Try Mezzo in Wardour Street, that is very good and lots of very attractive ladies there.

Give me a call if you want a guide 07968659236

I'll be at the Hampshire tonight. I'll give you a call when I am checked in there and see if we can maybe meet up. It would be nice to be around someone from here, as I have been pretty lost.

I'm on my way to your hotel, will buy you a drink.

haahha at number two :-)

i just love that big roundabout island at marble arch :-s

Try Scotland!! hehehehe even fucking worse

If you don't like London then you're just not doing it right

OK I am up for a night out...

OK who else wants to hook up with pimpshost?

Exeter, please. Nothing wrong with London. Go fuck yourself.