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Pimpshost in London :) Top 10 List
Im in London....damn it's cold out here. I made a top 10 things I learned so far list. Here it is.......
#1 A rubber is used to wipe your windows.
#2 If you do not know which exit to take on a round about, just keep going around in circles until you figure it out.
#3 Duck before you go through a door way as a precaution.
#4 Mercedes does make shitty cars, I've been driving one.
#5 Dont ask for a good restaraunt, they do not exist.
#6 Look the left, I mean right, I mean left....fuck it, look both ways before you cros the street.
#7 Drive on the wrong side of the road, its the right thing to do.
#8 People in London dont like to be called Wankers
#9 If someone is pissed, they are drunk, not upset.
#10 If you do not know where you are going and you are using the underground, grab the circle line, its just going around in circles, so you cant get that lost.
Well, I'm here for a few more days, It's time to go to a pub and buy another 10 pack of smokes. Maybe I'll even hit up some more of the slots that pay out 70% or chomp on some of the fried bried...yack!!
See you guys in Vegas!! Cheers Mate!!
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