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Chris · 12-09-2003, 12:09 AM

My girl is really sick ... cold like stuff... we need to cure this asap ... she doesnt drink so please no ' drink booze ' stuff

Turboface · 12-09-2003, 12:16 AM

Maybe you just need to reinflate her a little bit.

Chris · 12-09-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Turboface
Maybe you just need to reinflate her a little bit.

um .. right go back to your drinking

triumph · 12-09-2003, 12:21 AM

dont fuck her, stay away from her!

and give her some teraflu.

Tala · 12-09-2003, 12:21 AM

Sore throat? Lemon juice and honey in chamomile tea. It's hot and will soothe and coat her throat and make her sleepy.

Cough? Mint and honey tea. Muellin tea works well too.

Fever? Let it burn, just not too hot. That menas the body is fighting something. If she gets too hot, a cool rag on the back of her neck will help. Take two Tylenol to keep the fever to a reasonable level.

Lots of water. Plenty of orange juice (unless she has a sore throat). Halls.

NoCarrier · 12-09-2003, 12:22 AM

If you find a miracle recipe that will cure the cold and flu viruses FAST without a Flu shot. Don't tell anyone. Because you are about to become the richest person on the planet.

Rest + Lots of water + acetaminophen and /or NyQuil (TO RELIEVE SYMPTOMS) is the only thing you can do.

A couple of days.

The bullshit grandma recipes don't work. Sorry. You can still eat all your onions, Jack Daniels stuff. That won't change a thing.

HS-Trixxxia · 12-09-2003, 12:25 AM

I've had two days of this and spent Sunday alllllll day in bed. Bones aching, headache, nausea.......it's like torture to me.

AmeliaG · 12-09-2003, 12:31 AM

Uhm, antibiotics?

NoCarrier · 12-09-2003, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by AmeliaG
Uhm, antibiotics?

Antibiotics can't kill viruses. Only bacterias. That's we have ultra resistant bacterias right now. And this is becoming really problematic. Because people were asking for antibiotics when they had a flu or cold.

"Antibiotics, also known as antimicrobial drugs, are drugs that fight infections caused by bacteria. After their discovery in the 1940's they transformed medical care and dramatically reduced illness and death from infectious diseases. However, over the decades the bacteria that antibiotics control have developed resistance to these drugs. Today, virtually all important bacterial infections in the United States and throughout the world are becoming resistant. For this reason, antibiotic resistance is among CDC's top concerns

Antibiotic resistance can cause significant danger and suffering for children and adults who have common infections, once easily treatable with antibiotics.

Antibiotic Resistance- what it is and how it happens:
Antibiotic use promotes development of antibiotic-resistant bacteria. Antibiotic resistance occurs when bacteria change in some way that reduces or eliminates the effectiveness of drugs, chemicals, or other agents designed to cure or prevent infections. The bacteria survive and continue to multiply causing more harm. Widespread use of antibiotics promotes the spread of antibiotic resistance. While antibiotics should be used to treat bacterial infections, they are not effective against viral infections like the common cold, most sore throats, and the flu."

http://www.cdc.gov/drugresistance/community/

davecummings · 12-09-2003, 09:16 AM

Zicam, available over-the-counter at drug stores.

Dave
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Hue G. Pness · 12-09-2003, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by Turboface
Maybe you just need to reinflate her a little bit.

HAHA

fun2cboys · 12-09-2003, 09:18 AM

THERA FLU REALLY WORKS I AGREE ....SLEEP....sleep and more sleep.....

sperbonzo · 12-09-2003, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by triumph
dont fuck her, stay away from her!

and give her some teraflu.

teraflu? Is that the new Tera Patrick pornstar flu remedy I've heard so much about?

jchartrand55 · 12-09-2003, 09:40 AM

There is a NASTY flu bug going around here in Vegas. I caught it a couple of days ago and I'm already feeling better whereas some people have had to see a doctor. My cure: Lots of OJ and Water and 1.5x dose of NyQuil at 9:30 at night. I'm out at 10 and sleep until 6am. I feel better every single day.

NyQuil is GOD.

As Dennis Leary used it say; "For all you recovering alcoholics, NyQuil is the 13th f*ckin step!"

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anidifranco · 12-09-2003, 09:54 AM

Treat the symptoms, and hit 'em with everything you can get. Whoever said let a fever burn is crazy.

Otherwise, try Tamaflu ( by rx), it can shorten the duration of FLU.

You should be using Zicam nose gunk to keep you from getting it. That stuff really works. I've been a fan for a couple of years. If you are exposed to someone sick, use a qtip to put that stuff in your nose.

pussyluver · 12-09-2003, 09:55 AM

I had it and my girl friend... We both ended up with a doctors call and took the antibiotics. They didn't seem to really solve much for me. It was a virus. Symptom relief is all ya can go for + sleep + fluids. What they said above..

The point is, there is no quick cure for the damn thing and it sucks!

HarlotCash Dyker · 12-09-2003, 10:01 AM

Quick cure for a cold:
Dice a couple onions finely - Put into a dish and cover with a good amount of sugar (Half the weight of the onions)
Leave for a few hours and drink the juice -

Flue:

Get a jar of lose honey - Throw away half - Finely dice a whole bulb of garlic and add to the honey - Top up with neat vodka (95% spriritus is best) Shake well, and take a tablespoonful every two hours.

Guts ache - Quater ripe wallnuts (green casing too) Add to half a bottle of vodka or spritus until full - Leave for 3 months - A spoonfull cures the worst gut ache possible.

rbrruss · 12-09-2003, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by davecummings
Zicam, available over-the-counter at drug stores.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Zicam kicks ass. Only part I don't like is shooting that gel up my nose.

anidifranco · 12-09-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rbrruss

Zicam kicks ass. Only part I don't like is shooting that gel up my nose.

I squirt it onto the end of a q-tip and then apply it to my nose.

Odie · 12-09-2003, 10:27 AM

never heard of zicam, I don't think we have it in Canada, but I'm sick right now and rest, tons of H2O, lots of vitamin C, I take echinaeca daily, and gargle with salt water as soon as u feel a scratchy throat...don't forget lots of soup...

Sarah_Jayne · 12-09-2003, 10:29 AM

if it is the flu I have forget it just get her into bed to rest right away.

radical · 12-09-2003, 10:49 AM

hmmmm she doesn't lol too well lol!!!!

sexyelisha · 12-09-2003, 11:03 AM

echinaeca and vitamin C is the answer

My sister swears by it!!

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12-09-2003, 12:21 AM	#4
triumph Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,433	dont fuck her, stay away from her! and give her some teraflu.

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	If you find a miracle recipe that will cure the cold and flu viruses FAST without a Flu shot. Don't tell anyone. Because you are about to become the richest person on the planet. Rest + Lots of water + acetaminophen and /or NyQuil (TO RELIEVE SYMPTOMS) is the only thing you can do. A couple of days. The bullshit grandma recipes don't work. Sorry. You can still eat all your onions, Jack Daniels stuff. That won't change a thing.

12-09-2003, 12:25 AM	#7
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	I've had two days of this and spent Sunday alllllll day in bed. Bones aching, headache, nausea.......it's like torture to me.

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12-09-2003, 09:40 AM	#14
jchartrand55 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 34	There is a NASTY flu bug going around here in Vegas. I caught it a couple of days ago and I'm already feeling better whereas some people have had to see a doctor. My cure: Lots of OJ and Water and 1.5x dose of NyQuil at 9:30 at night. I'm out at 10 and sleep until 6am. I feel better every single day. NyQuil is GOD. As Dennis Leary used it say; "For all you recovering alcoholics, NyQuil is the 13th f*ckin step!" JonC Advertising Support Representative Advertising Revenue Service ICQ: 203900800 [email protected]

12-09-2003, 09:54 AM	#15
anidifranco So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 711	Treat the symptoms, and hit 'em with everything you can get. Whoever said let a fever burn is crazy. Otherwise, try Tamaflu ( by rx), it can shorten the duration of FLU. You should be using Zicam nose gunk to keep you from getting it. That stuff really works. I've been a fan for a couple of years. If you are exposed to someone sick, use a qtip to put that stuff in your nose. Last edited by anidifranco; 12-09-2003 at 09:57 AM..

12-09-2003, 09:55 AM	#16
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	I had it and my girl friend... We both ended up with a doctors call and took the antibiotics. They didn't seem to really solve much for me. It was a virus. Symptom relief is all ya can go for + sleep + fluids. What they said above.. The point is, there is no quick cure for the damn thing and it sucks!

12-09-2003, 10:01 AM	#17
HarlotCash Dyker Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: At a whorehouse near you Posts: 1,828	Quick cure for a cold: Dice a couple onions finely - Put into a dish and cover with a good amount of sugar (Half the weight of the onions) Leave for a few hours and drink the juice - Flue: Get a jar of lose honey - Throw away half - Finely dice a whole bulb of garlic and add to the honey - Top up with neat vodka (95% spriritus is best) Shake well, and take a tablespoonful every two hours. Guts ache - Quater ripe wallnuts (green casing too) Add to half a bottle of vodka or spritus until full - Leave for 3 months - A spoonfull cures the worst gut ache possible. __________________ !!!Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash!!!

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Odie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The WATER BABY! Posts: 7,040	never heard of zicam, I don't think we have it in Canada, but I'm sick right now and rest, tons of H2O, lots of vitamin C, I take echinaeca daily, and gargle with salt water as soon as u feel a scratchy throat...don't forget lots of soup... __________________ Odie [email protected] Are you Mobile???? MMACanada ICQ # 166208354 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

12-09-2003, 10:29 AM	#21
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	if it is the flu I have forget it just get her into bed to rest right away.

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12-09-2003, 11:03 AM	#23
sexyelisha Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: South UK Posts: 497	echinaeca and vitamin C is the answer My sister swears by it!!