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Old 12-09-2003, 10:01 AM  
HarlotCash Dyker
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Quick cure for a cold:
Dice a couple onions finely - Put into a dish and cover with a good amount of sugar (Half the weight of the onions)
Leave for a few hours and drink the juice -

Flue:

Get a jar of lose honey - Throw away half - Finely dice a whole bulb of garlic and add to the honey - Top up with neat vodka (95% spriritus is best) Shake well, and take a tablespoonful every two hours.

Guts ache - Quater ripe wallnuts (green casing too) Add to half a bottle of vodka or spritus until full - Leave for 3 months - A spoonfull cures the worst gut ache possible.
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