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Chris 12-09-2003 12:09 AM

Cure a cold / flu / bad shit fast !
 
My girl is really sick ... cold like stuff... we need to cure this asap ... she doesnt drink so please no ' drink booze ' stuff

Turboface 12-09-2003 12:16 AM

Maybe you just need to reinflate her a little bit.


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Chris 12-09-2003 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
Maybe you just need to reinflate her a little bit.

:glugglug

um .. right go back to your drinking

triumph 12-09-2003 12:21 AM

dont fuck her, stay away from her!

and give her some teraflu.

Tala 12-09-2003 12:21 AM

Sore throat? Lemon juice and honey in chamomile tea. It's hot and will soothe and coat her throat and make her sleepy.

Cough? Mint and honey tea. Muellin tea works well too.

Fever? Let it burn, just not too hot. That menas the body is fighting something. If she gets too hot, a cool rag on the back of her neck will help. Take two Tylenol to keep the fever to a reasonable level.

Lots of water. Plenty of orange juice (unless she has a sore throat). Halls.

NoCarrier 12-09-2003 12:22 AM

If you find a miracle recipe that will cure the cold and flu viruses FAST without a Flu shot. Don't tell anyone. Because you are about to become the richest person on the planet.

Rest + Lots of water + acetaminophen and /or NyQuil (TO RELIEVE SYMPTOMS) is the only thing you can do.

A couple of days.

The bullshit grandma recipes don't work. Sorry. You can still eat all your onions, Jack Daniels stuff. That won't change a thing.

HS-Trixxxia 12-09-2003 12:25 AM

I've had two days of this and spent Sunday alllllll day in bed. Bones aching, headache, nausea.......it's like torture to me.

AmeliaG 12-09-2003 12:31 AM

Uhm, antibiotics?

NoCarrier 12-09-2003 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by AmeliaG
Uhm, antibiotics?
Antibiotics can't kill viruses. Only bacterias. That's we have ultra resistant bacterias right now. And this is becoming really problematic. Because people were asking for antibiotics when they had a flu or cold.

"Antibiotics, also known as antimicrobial drugs, are drugs that fight infections caused by bacteria. After their discovery in the 1940's they transformed medical care and dramatically reduced illness and death from infectious diseases. However, over the decades the bacteria that antibiotics control have developed resistance to these drugs. Today, virtually all important bacterial infections in the United States and throughout the world are becoming resistant. For this reason, antibiotic resistance is among CDC's top concerns

Antibiotic resistance can cause significant danger and suffering for children and adults who have common infections, once easily treatable with antibiotics.

Antibiotic Resistance- what it is and how it happens:
Antibiotic use promotes development of antibiotic-resistant bacteria. Antibiotic resistance occurs when bacteria change in some way that reduces or eliminates the effectiveness of drugs, chemicals, or other agents designed to cure or prevent infections. The bacteria survive and continue to multiply causing more harm. Widespread use of antibiotics promotes the spread of antibiotic resistance. While antibiotics should be used to treat bacterial infections, they are not effective against viral infections like the common cold, most sore throats, and the flu."

http://www.cdc.gov/drugresistance/community/

davecummings 12-09-2003 09:16 AM

Zicam, available over-the-counter at drug stores.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Hue G. Pness 12-09-2003 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
Maybe you just need to reinflate her a little bit.


http://www.victorias-closet.com/inflatable/gina.jpg


HAHA

fun2cboys 12-09-2003 09:18 AM

THERA FLU REALLY WORKS I AGREE ....SLEEP....sleep and more sleep.....:thumbsup

sperbonzo 12-09-2003 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by triumph
dont fuck her, stay away from her!

and give her some teraflu.

teraflu? Is that the new Tera Patrick pornstar flu remedy I've heard so much about?

jchartrand55 12-09-2003 09:40 AM

There is a NASTY flu bug going around here in Vegas. I caught it a couple of days ago and I'm already feeling better whereas some people have had to see a doctor. My cure: Lots of OJ and Water and 1.5x dose of NyQuil at 9:30 at night. I'm out at 10 and sleep until 6am. I feel better every single day.

NyQuil is GOD.

As Dennis Leary used it say; "For all you recovering alcoholics, NyQuil is the 13th f*ckin step!"

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anidifranco 12-09-2003 09:54 AM

Treat the symptoms, and hit 'em with everything you can get. Whoever said let a fever burn is crazy.

Otherwise, try Tamaflu ( by rx), it can shorten the duration of FLU.

You should be using Zicam nose gunk to keep you from getting it. That stuff really works. I've been a fan for a couple of years. If you are exposed to someone sick, use a qtip to put that stuff in your nose.

pussyluver 12-09-2003 09:55 AM

I had it and my girl friend... We both ended up with a doctors call and took the antibiotics. They didn't seem to really solve much for me. It was a virus. Symptom relief is all ya can go for + sleep + fluids. What they said above..

The point is, there is no quick cure for the damn thing and it sucks!

HarlotCash Dyker 12-09-2003 10:01 AM

Quick cure for a cold:
Dice a couple onions finely - Put into a dish and cover with a good amount of sugar (Half the weight of the onions)
Leave for a few hours and drink the juice -

Flue:

Get a jar of lose honey - Throw away half - Finely dice a whole bulb of garlic and add to the honey - Top up with neat vodka (95% spriritus is best) Shake well, and take a tablespoonful every two hours.

Guts ache - Quater ripe wallnuts (green casing too) Add to half a bottle of vodka or spritus until full - Leave for 3 months - A spoonfull cures the worst gut ache possible.

rbrruss 12-09-2003 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by davecummings
Zicam, available over-the-counter at drug stores.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Zicam kicks ass. Only part I don't like is shooting that gel up my nose.

anidifranco 12-09-2003 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rbrruss


Zicam kicks ass. Only part I don't like is shooting that gel up my nose.

I squirt it onto the end of a q-tip and then apply it to my nose.

Odie 12-09-2003 10:27 AM

never heard of zicam, I don't think we have it in Canada, but I'm sick right now and rest, tons of H2O, lots of vitamin C, I take echinaeca daily, and gargle with salt water as soon as u feel a scratchy throat...don't forget lots of soup...:)

Sarah_Jayne 12-09-2003 10:29 AM

if it is the flu I have forget it just get her into bed to rest right away.

radical 12-09-2003 10:49 AM

hmmmm she doesn't lol too well lol!!!! :thumbsup

sexyelisha 12-09-2003 11:03 AM

echinaeca and vitamin C is the answer :)

My sister swears by it!!


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