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sickkittens · 12-08-2003, 12:56 AM

I'm going to be a 1st time uncle any day now.

Any ideas to get a new born? I've gotten it every thing a baby "needs" but looking for more ideas (maybe unique items).

Oh, yeah, I don't know if it's a he or a she, either.

Sly_RJ · 12-08-2003, 12:57 AM

Start them off right with a good porn flick.

Spunky · 12-08-2003, 12:58 AM

Diapers..a practual gift

- AFN - · 12-08-2003, 01:00 AM

As long as you don't become an Uncle Tom, that's okay.

Tala · 12-08-2003, 01:01 AM

I'm not kidding here. Get the mom some cloth diapers. They make great burp rags.

Get the mom a gift certificate to Bath and Body Works. She's gonna need it.

Get the dad a gift certificate to whatever steakhouse he likes.

For the baby: a warm fleece blankie and a "Heartfelt teddy". It has a recording of a mother's heartbeat in it, and is really good for soothing a cranky baby. Newborns like that sound because they're used to it.

Also, maybe start an ESA (Educational Savings Account) in the baby's name so that you've given it a huge head start on college. That's one helluva gift!

sickkittens · 12-08-2003, 01:10 AM

I'm going more towards the funny/unique/cute stuff...for now, we've gotten her more than enough of the "necessaities". She has more stuff than she can fit in her house actually after her baby shower.

And why can't I find a simple bib that has to do w/ an Uncle? geez.

I'm talking about things like in a year or so I'm buying the kid (boy or girl) a full authentic NY Yankees uniform

(I'm a Yankees fan, my sis-n-law is a Red Sox fan

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-08-2003, 01:18 AM

After the baby is born you can buy a personalized coffee mug from me. You'd just send me the pic, and I would do it for ya! =) But that would be more for mom and dad.

Cash · 12-08-2003, 01:22 AM

Your baby nephew/niece needs some Toys or Baby products/gifts

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sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	I'm going more towards the funny/unique/cute stuff...for now, we've gotten her more than enough of the "necessaities". She has more stuff than she can fit in her house actually after her baby shower. And why can't I find a simple bib that has to do w/ an Uncle? geez. I'm talking about things like in a year or so I'm buying the kid (boy or girl) a full authentic NY Yankees uniform (I'm a Yankees fan, my sis-n-law is a Red Sox fan __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

12-08-2003, 01:18 AM	#7
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