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Tala · 12-08-2003, 01:01 AM

I'm not kidding here. Get the mom some cloth diapers. They make great burp rags.

Get the mom a gift certificate to Bath and Body Works. She's gonna need it.

Get the dad a gift certificate to whatever steakhouse he likes.

For the baby: a warm fleece blankie and a "Heartfelt teddy". It has a recording of a mother's heartbeat in it, and is really good for soothing a cranky baby. Newborns like that sound because they're used to it.

Also, maybe start an ESA (Educational Savings Account) in the baby's name so that you've given it a huge head start on college. That's one helluva gift!

12-08-2003, 01:01 AM
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