The "Patent This" auction. (Pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 06:13 AM

So this is the first step to getting the auction site up and running. All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to Acacia. We will keep records which will be viewable on the net to everyone, except the name of the buyer and the donator if they wish to remain anonymous.

The first item will be a special offer from our Bargain Basement Content Store site.

25 sets for normally $200. For the auction I will take the highest bid in the next 24 hours

ICQ ME HERE TO REGISTER A BID and bounce the thread.

So I promised you some pics, here is what you could be getting.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 06:21 AM

Whoops I cocked up. The first sentance should read

"So this is the first step to getting the auction site up and running. All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to the defence fund of those opposing Acacia in court."

NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA.

I know I'm dumb, no need to tell me.

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 06:25 AM

you BONEHEAD! ha ha

For the morons.... repeat: NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA.

Fine start on the plan Paul. btw, if someone wants to put up a service or an item in order to raise proceeds to help the IMPA fight Acacia.... I'm sure this is a good time to do so.

Zappu · 11-29-2003, 06:58 AM

Wasn't it planed to set up a little page with the auction, Paul?

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 06:58 AM

Thanks CD

Yes I hit the submit button too fast, any mods out there want to help me alter it?

People who want to offer items to auction can ICQ me. On the site will be a box to email me offers.

Just hoping this thing works. Need to get supplies to the guys in the trenches.

Dirty F · 11-29-2003, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to Acacia.

Ahaha some mistakes are so funny

Brujah · 11-29-2003, 07:06 AM

Nice idea. Is $200 a starting bid or what ? I will throw in a 3-month Clickmojo VIP membership to the auction winner too, if you want to include it.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zappu
Wasn't it planed to set up a little page with the auction, Paul?

Yes and it's being built, keen to get the ball rolling.

ldinternet · 11-29-2003, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
For the morons.... repeat: NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA.

$50 says that some moron will STILL post something like, "why ru donating 2 acacia!!!!!" in this thread.

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
$50 says that some moron will STILL post something like, "why ru donating 2 acacia!!!!!" in this thread.

Super. If some moron posts "why ru donating 2 acacia!!!!!" in this thread you will donate $50 to the IMPA.

Awesome.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Nice idea. Is $200 a starting bid or what ? I will throw in a 3-month Clickmojo VIP membership to the auction winner too, if you want to include it.

No starting bids are $20.

Any items will be gratefully accepted, if this rolls it will bring in the money needed to defend us against predators.

Items will be on the new site which I hope to get up by Friday of next week, so ICQ me with your item please. This is just to get the ball rolling and the message out there.

notjoe · 11-29-2003, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
No starting bids are $20.

Any items will be gratefully accepted, if this rolls it will bring in the money needed to defend us against predators.

Items will be on the new site which I hope to get up by Friday of next week, so ICQ me with your item please. This is just to get the ball rolling and the message out there.

This is one worthwhile cause i think we should all support. If it isnt these assholes trying to rip us off it is going to be some other asshole unless we get the reputation of being people who will not roll-over everytime someone threatens to sue us!

If you're going to donated to the auction try to make it something good, or even a few items but anything which can bring in a few bucks would be welcomed!!

And if you're going to bid, know that the money isnt going into _our_ pockets, instead it will be used to help protect people such as yourself from assholes trying to steal your money or shut you down!

For this auction, HostedContent.com will donate the following:

5 Auction winners will receive 100GB usage on our plugin. The winners will have a special type of account which will never expire until the 100GB is used up. So if you use lets say 10GB/month you'll have our plugin on your website for 10months!

Once the 100GB expires, if you choose to keep the feeds we will give you a reduced cost on the plugin because of your donation to the defense fund.

It is up to charly to auction off these prizes & set the opening bid on them, so you need to contact him! (or wait till the site is up!)

jennym · 11-29-2003, 09:31 AM

"why ru donating 2 acacia????"

Ok, ldinternet is now donating $50

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 10:08 AM

We have to work hard at this if we want to have jobs in the future that we control and not controlled by a bunch of lawyers with patents.

If Acacia are not put down with an mighty slam so other companies waiting in the wings are not shown clearly this is not a business to be messed with, we will lose eventually.

The patent legal game is simple, Acacia can lose this in court but win in the boardrooms. If they pick up $1,000,000 in licenses and spend $500,000 defending they made a half a million profit from a piece of bullshit.

What warning bells does that send to the next in line, or Acacia not to come back with another patent that will be invalidated? It teaches them they can make money out of us.

They will also think, how many times will the weak and spineless cave in to pay us and how many times can the strong afford or have the stomach to fight?

You want to be doing this all again next year and the year after?

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 10:44 AM

We just had our first bid. At the moment a bid of $20 is going to take away $200 worht of content, should have made it a raffle.

But $20 is only the start.

Space Puppy · 11-29-2003, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennym
"why ru donating 2 acacia????"

Ok, ldinternet is now donating $50

sounds good to me lets bankrupt him

titmowse · 11-29-2003, 02:02 PM

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 02:08 PM

I bid $50 for the content.

next.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 02:12 PM

Thanks, CD Smith

The highest is now standing at $120.

And I made a decision that ALL bids above a certain price will get the content. Just not telling you how much that is.

The auction ends Sunday mid day EU time, so time to get one in.

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 02:14 PM

Two hundred bucks worth of content for $120 is a steal. Even at one-fiddy, hey, it's Paul Markam content! C'mon now.

If I really needed content I would up that bid.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 02:15 PM

Make that $130 from a Lady.

Do I hear $140 for this lovely item, lovingly cared for by a grandmother and only used on a Sunday to take her to church?

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Two hundred bucks worth of content for $120 is a steal. Even at one-fiddy, hey, it's Paul Markam content! C'mon now.

If I really needed content I would up that bid.

Actually if they select 25 sets at $15 it's a lot more than that.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Two hundred bucks worth of content for $120 is a steal. Even at one-fiddy, hey, it's Paul Markam content! C'mon now.

If I really needed content I would up that bid.

Actually if they select 25 sets at $15 it's a lot more than that.

But thanks for the push.

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 02:32 PM

So, if they select 25 sets at $15 it's a lot more than that?

Brujah · 11-29-2003, 02:50 PM

25 sets at $15 .. hmm ;p carry the .. no wait.. ok 25 times 5 is .. err..

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
25 sets at $15 .. hmm ;p carry the .. no wait.. ok 25 times 5 is .. err..

That's $325 worth of content. (I know my guzzintaz).

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 03:16 PM

*boomp*

bjs24 · 11-29-2003, 05:11 PM

$140 is still pretty cheap for several hundred images and a clickmojo account if thats included. I will bid $150.

AgentCash · 11-29-2003, 11:28 PM

$200 & a little bump.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 11:50 PM

Agent Cash is the man in front. And a gent and a scholar to boot.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 11:52 PM

Agent Cash is the man in front. And a gent and a scholar to boot.

bjs24, ICQ me your bid and you could be in for a surprise.

The main thing is the fund could break the $1,000 mark on it's first day. Nothing else to say than that is fucking marvelous. Also learn a lot about how it needs to be run.

For instance, do we have a blind auction or one where we can see the top bid?

HighRoller · 11-30-2003, 12:04 AM

HighRoller will do $205

AgentCash · 11-30-2003, 12:05 AM

HighRoller · 11-30-2003, 12:21 AM

I'll throw in a free -bump-

AgentCash · 11-30-2003, 12:23 AM

Boy, some HighRoller... $205 and a bump.... is that it?

Paul Markham · 11-30-2003, 12:27 AM

Will have to update my records.

HighRoller · 11-30-2003, 12:37 AM

Ouch I hit a -bump-

Paul Markham · 11-30-2003, 03:22 AM

I decided the top 5 bids will recieve the content, the top bid will get 50 sets.

How's that for a deal?

Gruntled · 11-30-2003, 04:33 AM

WTF is a bump?

CDSmith · 11-30-2003, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gruntled
WTF is a bump?

You'll know when you hit one.

*bump*

Paul Markham · 11-30-2003, 06:17 AM

Well it's all over bar the paying and getting the money to the defense fund.

AgentCash gets 50 sets, HighRoller and 3 others get 25 sets.

The defense fund gets over $600.

Plus I learnt some very valuable lessons on how to run this, I need to get the site programmed, anyone feel like donating soem time?

Over all very happy, will be doing some massive promotion and could even be selling banners on the site, proceeds to the fund.

See what we can do when we work together?

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 06:31 AM

Paul Markham · 11-30-2003, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobcisab

Upset your bid didn't win?

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 07:08 AM

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 08:04 AM

Monica Lewinsky Walks Into Her Dry Cleaning Store And Tells The Clerk, "I've Got Another Dress For You To Clean." Slightly Hard Of Hearing, The Clerk Replies, "Come Again?" "No," Says Monica. "It's Just Mustard This Time."

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 09:00 AM

Three Old Men Were Sitting Around Complaining About How Much Their Hands Shook. The First Geezer Said, "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Shaved This Morning I Cut My Face!" The Second Old Fogey One-upped Him. "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!" The Third Old Man Laughed And Said, "That's Nothing. My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Took A Piss Yesterday, I Came Three Times."

EZRhino · 11-30-2003, 09:04 AM

Ban Tobcisab

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 09:30 AM

Once Upon A Time, A Little Asshole Wanted To Post Something Really Retarded On GFY. And Then I Replied.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 09:43 AM

Hahah

Paul Markham · 12-01-2003, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobcisab
Once Upon A Time, A Little Asshole Wanted To Post Something Really Retarded On GFY. And Then I Replied.

You replied to yourself?

I'm going to open a sweep on who this is. I think it's Boneprone.

Any more offers?

11-29-2003, 06:13 AM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	The "Patent This" auction. (Pics) So this is the first step to getting the auction site up and running. All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to Acacia. We will keep records which will be viewable on the net to everyone, except the name of the buyer and the donator if they wish to remain anonymous. The first item will be a special offer from our Bargain Basement Content Store site. 25 sets for normally $200. For the auction I will take the highest bid in the next 24 hours ICQ ME HERE TO REGISTER A BID and bounce the thread. So I promised you some pics, here is what you could be getting. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70 Last edited by charly; 11-29-2003 at 06:16 AM..

11-29-2003, 06:21 AM	#2
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Whoops I cocked up. The first sentance should read "So this is the first step to getting the auction site up and running. All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to the defence fund of those opposing Acacia in court." NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA. I know I'm dumb, no need to tell me. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-29-2003, 06:25 AM	#3
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	you BONEHEAD! ha ha For the morons.... repeat: <font size=+2>NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA.</font> Fine start on the plan Paul. btw, if someone wants to put up a service or an item in order to raise proceeds to help the IMPA fight Acacia.... I'm sure this is a good time to do so. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-29-2003, 06:58 AM	#4
Zappu Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,556	Wasn't it planed to set up a little page with the auction, Paul? __________________ Zappu (ICQ: 23141467) European Erotik Content Archive CONTENT4FREE = CONTENT4CLICKS X JOIN NOW!

11-29-2003, 06:58 AM	#5
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Thanks CD Yes I hit the submit button too fast, any mods out there want to help me alter it? People who want to offer items to auction can ICQ me. On the site will be a box to email me offers. Just hoping this thing works. Need to get supplies to the guys in the trenches. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-29-2003, 07:06 AM	#7
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Nice idea. Is $200 a starting bid or what ? I will throw in a 3-month Clickmojo VIP membership to the auction winner too, if you want to include it. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

11-29-2003, 09:31 AM	#13
jennym Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: the south Posts: 1,622	"why ru donating 2 acacia????" Ok, ldinternet is now donating $50

11-29-2003, 10:08 AM	#14
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	We have to work hard at this if we want to have jobs in the future that we control and not controlled by a bunch of lawyers with patents. If Acacia are not put down with an mighty slam so other companies waiting in the wings are not shown clearly this is not a business to be messed with, we will lose eventually. The patent legal game is simple, Acacia can lose this in court but win in the boardrooms. If they pick up $1,000,000 in licenses and spend $500,000 defending they made a half a million profit from a piece of bullshit. What warning bells does that send to the next in line, or Acacia not to come back with another patent that will be invalidated? It teaches them they can make money out of us. They will also think, how many times will the weak and spineless cave in to pay us and how many times can the strong afford or have the stomach to fight? You want to be doing this all again next year and the year after? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-29-2003, 10:44 AM	#15
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	We just had our first bid. At the moment a bid of $20 is going to take away $200 worht of content, should have made it a raffle. But $20 is only the start. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-29-2003, 02:02 PM	#17
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	bump __________________ I still love everybody

11-29-2003, 02:08 PM	#18
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I bid $50 for the content. next. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-29-2003, 02:12 PM	#19
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Thanks, CD Smith The highest is now standing at $120. And I made a decision that ALL bids above a certain price will get the content. Just not telling you how much that is. The auction ends Sunday mid day EU time, so time to get one in. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-29-2003, 02:14 PM	#20
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Two hundred bucks worth of content for $120 is a steal. Even at one-fiddy, hey, it's Paul Markam content! C'mon now. If I really needed content I would up that bid. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-29-2003, 02:15 PM	#21
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Make that $130 from a Lady. Do I hear $140 for this lovely item, lovingly cared for by a grandmother and only used on a Sunday to take her to church? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70 Last edited by charly; 11-29-2003 at 02:19 PM..

11-29-2003, 02:32 PM	#24
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	So, if they select 25 sets at $15 it's a lot more than that? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-29-2003, 02:50 PM	#25
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	25 sets at $15 .. hmm ;p carry the .. no wait.. ok 25 times 5 is .. err.. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

11-29-2003, 03:16 PM	#27
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	boomp __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-29-2003, 05:11 PM	#28
bjs24 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: I Moderate You Posts: 313	$140 is still pretty cheap for several hundred images and a clickmojo account if thats included. I will bid $150.

11-29-2003, 11:28 PM	#29
AgentCash Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 720	$200 & a little bump.

11-29-2003, 11:50 PM	#30
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Agent Cash is the man in front. And a gent and a scholar to boot. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-29-2003, 11:52 PM	#31
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Agent Cash is the man in front. And a gent and a scholar to boot. bjs24, ICQ me your bid and you could be in for a surprise. The main thing is the fund could break the $1,000 mark on it's first day. Nothing else to say than that is fucking marvelous. Also learn a lot about how it needs to be run. For instance, do we have a blind auction or one where we can see the top bid? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-30-2003, 12:04 AM	#32
HighRoller Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Posts: 1,037	HighRoller will do $205

11-30-2003, 12:05 AM	#33
AgentCash Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 720	$250

11-30-2003, 12:21 AM	#34
HighRoller Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Posts: 1,037	I'll throw in a free -bump-

11-30-2003, 12:23 AM	#35
AgentCash Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 720	Boy, some HighRoller... $205 and a bump.... is that it?

11-30-2003, 12:27 AM	#36
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Will have to update my records. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-30-2003, 12:37 AM	#37
HighRoller Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Posts: 1,037	Ouch I hit a -bump-

11-30-2003, 03:22 AM	#38
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	I decided the top 5 bids will recieve the content, the top bid will get 50 sets. How's that for a deal? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-30-2003, 04:33 AM	#39
Gruntled Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 358	WTF is a bump? __________________

11-30-2003, 06:17 AM	#41
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Well it's all over bar the paying and getting the money to the defense fund. AgentCash gets 50 sets, HighRoller and 3 others get 25 sets. The defense fund gets over $600. Plus I learnt some very valuable lessons on how to run this, I need to get the site programmed, anyone feel like donating soem time? Over all very happy, will be doing some massive promotion and could even be selling banners on the site, proceeds to the fund. See what we can do when we work together? __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

11-30-2003, 06:31 AM	#42
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696

11-30-2003, 07:08 AM	#44
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Lol.

11-30-2003, 08:04 AM	#45
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11-30-2003, 09:00 AM	#46
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Three Old Men Were Sitting Around Complaining About How Much Their Hands Shook.<br>The First Geezer Said, "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Shaved This Morning I Cut My Face!"<br>The Second Old Fogey One-upped Him. "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!"<br>The Third Old Man Laughed And Said, "That's Nothing. My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Took A Piss Yesterday, I Came Three Times."

11-30-2003, 09:04 AM	#47
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