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Paul Markham 11-29-2003 06:13 AM

The "Patent This" auction. (Pics)
 
So this is the first step to getting the auction site up and running. All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to Acacia. We will keep records which will be viewable on the net to everyone, except the name of the buyer and the donator if they wish to remain anonymous.

The first item will be a special offer from our Bargain Basement Content Store site.

25 sets for normally $200. For the auction I will take the highest bid in the next 24 hours

http://www.paulmarkham.com/sets/0027/cat.jpg

ICQ ME HERE TO REGISTER A BID and bounce the thread.

So I promised you some pics, here is what you could be getting.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/sets/0947/cat.jpg http://www.paulmarkham.com/sets/1098/cat.jpg

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 06:21 AM

Whoops I cocked up. The first sentance should read

"So this is the first step to getting the auction site up and running. All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to the defence fund of those opposing Acacia in court."

NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA.

I know I'm dumb, no need to tell me.

CDSmith 11-29-2003 06:25 AM

you BONEHEAD! ha ha


For the morons.... repeat: <font size=+2>NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA.</font>


Fine start on the plan Paul. btw, if someone wants to put up a service or an item in order to raise proceeds to help the IMPA fight Acacia.... I'm sure this is a good time to do so.

Zappu 11-29-2003 06:58 AM

Wasn't it planed to set up a little page with the auction, Paul?

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 06:58 AM

Thanks CD

Yes I hit the submit button too fast, any mods out there want to help me alter it?

People who want to offer items to auction can ICQ me. On the site will be a box to email me offers.

Just hoping this thing works. Need to get supplies to the guys in the trenches. :)

Dirty F 11-29-2003 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
All the proceeds, less what the CC processors take will go to Acacia.
Ahaha some mistakes are so funny :)

Brujah 11-29-2003 07:06 AM

Nice idea. Is $200 a starting bid or what ? I will throw in a 3-month Clickmojo VIP membership to the auction winner too, if you want to include it.

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zappu
Wasn't it planed to set up a little page with the auction, Paul?
Yes and it's being built, keen to get the ball rolling.

ldinternet 11-29-2003 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
For the morons.... repeat: <font size=+2>NO MONEY WILL GO TO ACACIA.</font>
$50 says that some moron will STILL post something like, "why ru donating 2 acacia!!!!!" in this thread. :1orglaugh

CDSmith 11-29-2003 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
$50 says that some moron will STILL post something like, "why ru donating 2 acacia!!!!!" in this thread. :1orglaugh
Super. If some moron posts "why ru donating 2 acacia!!!!!" in this thread you will donate $50 to the IMPA.


Awesome. :thumbsup

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Nice idea. Is $200 a starting bid or what ? I will throw in a 3-month Clickmojo VIP membership to the auction winner too, if you want to include it.
No starting bids are $20.

Any items will be gratefully accepted, if this rolls it will bring in the money needed to defend us against predators.

Items will be on the new site which I hope to get up by Friday of next week, so ICQ me with your item please. This is just to get the ball rolling and the message out there.

notjoe 11-29-2003 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
No starting bids are $20.

Any items will be gratefully accepted, if this rolls it will bring in the money needed to defend us against predators.

Items will be on the new site which I hope to get up by Friday of next week, so ICQ me with your item please. This is just to get the ball rolling and the message out there.

This is one worthwhile cause i think we should all support. If it isnt these assholes trying to rip us off it is going to be some other asshole unless we get the reputation of being people who will not roll-over everytime someone threatens to sue us!

If you're going to donated to the auction try to make it something good, or even a few items but anything which can bring in a few bucks would be welcomed!!

And if you're going to bid, know that the money isnt going into _our_ pockets, instead it will be used to help protect people such as yourself from assholes trying to steal your money or shut you down!

For this auction, HostedContent.com will donate the following:

5 Auction winners will receive 100GB usage on our plugin. The winners will have a special type of account which will never expire until the 100GB is used up. So if you use lets say 10GB/month you'll have our plugin on your website for 10months!

Once the 100GB expires, if you choose to keep the feeds we will give you a reduced cost on the plugin because of your donation to the defense fund.

It is up to charly to auction off these prizes & set the opening bid on them, so you need to contact him! (or wait till the site is up!)

jennym 11-29-2003 09:31 AM

"why ru donating 2 acacia????"






Ok, ldinternet is now donating $50:winkwink:

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 10:08 AM

We have to work hard at this if we want to have jobs in the future that we control and not controlled by a bunch of lawyers with patents.

If Acacia are not put down with an mighty slam so other companies waiting in the wings are not shown clearly this is not a business to be messed with, we will lose eventually.

The patent legal game is simple, Acacia can lose this in court but win in the boardrooms. If they pick up $1,000,000 in licenses and spend $500,000 defending they made a half a million profit from a piece of bullshit.

What warning bells does that send to the next in line, or Acacia not to come back with another patent that will be invalidated? It teaches them they can make money out of us.

They will also think, how many times will the weak and spineless cave in to pay us and how many times can the strong afford or have the stomach to fight?

You want to be doing this all again next year and the year after?

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 10:44 AM

We just had our first bid. At the moment a bid of $20 is going to take away $200 worht of content, should have made it a raffle.

But $20 is only the start.

Space Puppy 11-29-2003 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennym
"why ru donating 2 acacia????"






Ok, ldinternet is now donating $50:winkwink:

sounds good to me lets bankrupt him :Graucho

titmowse 11-29-2003 02:02 PM

bump

CDSmith 11-29-2003 02:08 PM

I bid $50 for the content.


next.

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 02:12 PM

Thanks, CD Smith

The highest is now standing at $120.

And I made a decision that ALL bids above a certain price will get the content. Just not telling you how much that is. :)

The auction ends Sunday mid day EU time, so time to get one in.

CDSmith 11-29-2003 02:14 PM

Two hundred bucks worth of content for $120 is a steal. Even at one-fiddy, hey, it's Paul Markam content! C'mon now.


If I really needed content I would up that bid.

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 02:15 PM

Make that $130 from a Lady.

Do I hear $140 for this lovely item, lovingly cared for by a grandmother and only used on a Sunday to take her to church?

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Two hundred bucks worth of content for $120 is a steal. Even at one-fiddy, hey, it's Paul Markam content! C'mon now.


If I really needed content I would up that bid.

Actually if they select 25 sets at $15 it's a lot more than that.

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Two hundred bucks worth of content for $120 is a steal. Even at one-fiddy, hey, it's Paul Markam content! C'mon now.


If I really needed content I would up that bid.

Actually if they select 25 sets at $15 it's a lot more than that.

But thanks for the push.

CDSmith 11-29-2003 02:32 PM

So, if they select 25 sets at $15 it's a lot more than that?

Brujah 11-29-2003 02:50 PM

25 sets at $15 .. hmm ;p carry the .. no wait.. ok 25 times 5 is .. err..

CDSmith 11-29-2003 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
25 sets at $15 .. hmm ;p carry the .. no wait.. ok 25 times 5 is .. err..
That's $325 worth of content. (I know my guzzintaz).

CDSmith 11-29-2003 03:16 PM

*boomp*

bjs24 11-29-2003 05:11 PM

$140 is still pretty cheap for several hundred images and a clickmojo account if thats included. I will bid $150.

AgentCash 11-29-2003 11:28 PM

$200 & a little bump.

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 11:50 PM

Agent Cash is the man in front. And a gent and a scholar to boot.

Paul Markham 11-29-2003 11:52 PM

Agent Cash is the man in front. And a gent and a scholar to boot.

bjs24, ICQ me your bid and you could be in for a surprise.

The main thing is the fund could break the $1,000 mark on it's first day. Nothing else to say than that is fucking marvelous. Also learn a lot about how it needs to be run.

For instance, do we have a blind auction or one where we can see the top bid?

HighRoller 11-30-2003 12:04 AM

HighRoller will do $205

AgentCash 11-30-2003 12:05 AM

$250

HighRoller 11-30-2003 12:21 AM

I'll throw in a free -bump-

AgentCash 11-30-2003 12:23 AM

Boy, some HighRoller... $205 and a bump.... is that it? :Graucho

Paul Markham 11-30-2003 12:27 AM

Will have to update my records. :)

HighRoller 11-30-2003 12:37 AM

Ouch I hit a -bump-

Paul Markham 11-30-2003 03:22 AM

I decided the top 5 bids will recieve the content, the top bid will get 50 sets.

How's that for a deal?

Gruntled 11-30-2003 04:33 AM

WTF is a bump? :helpme

CDSmith 11-30-2003 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gruntled
WTF is a bump? :helpme
You'll know when you hit one.



*bump*

Paul Markham 11-30-2003 06:17 AM

Well it's all over bar the paying and getting the money to the defense fund.

AgentCash gets 50 sets, HighRoller and 3 others get 25 sets.

The defense fund gets over $600.

Plus I learnt some very valuable lessons on how to run this, I need to get the site programmed, anyone feel like donating soem time?

Over all very happy, will be doing some massive promotion and could even be selling banners on the site, proceeds to the fund.

See what we can do when we work together?
:)

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 06:31 AM

:feels-hot

Paul Markham 11-30-2003 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobcisab
:feels-hot
Upset your bid didn't win?

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 07:08 AM

Lol.

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 08:04 AM

Monica Lewinsky Walks Into Her Dry Cleaning Store And Tells The Clerk, "I've Got Another Dress For You To Clean."<br>Slightly Hard Of Hearing, The Clerk Replies, "Come Again?"<br>"No," Says Monica. "It's Just Mustard This Time."

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 09:00 AM

Three Old Men Were Sitting Around Complaining About How Much Their Hands Shook.<br>The First Geezer Said, "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Shaved This Morning I Cut My Face!"<br>The Second Old Fogey One-upped Him. "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!"<br>The Third Old Man Laughed And Said, "That's Nothing. My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Took A Piss Yesterday, I Came Three Times." :(

EZRhino 11-30-2003 09:04 AM

Ban Tobcisab

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 09:30 AM

Once Upon A Time, A Little Asshole Wanted To Post Something Really Retarded On GFY. And Then I Replied. :2 cents:

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 09:43 AM

Hahah

Paul Markham 12-01-2003 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobcisab
Once Upon A Time, A Little Asshole Wanted To Post Something Really Retarded On GFY. And Then I Replied. :2 cents:
You replied to yourself?

I'm going to open a sweep on who this is. I think it's Boneprone.

Any more offers?


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