Three Old Men Were Sitting Around Complaining About How Much Their Hands Shook.<br>The First Geezer Said, "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Shaved This Morning I Cut My Face!"<br>The Second Old Fogey One-upped Him. "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!"<br>The Third Old Man Laughed And Said, "That's Nothing. My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Took A Piss Yesterday, I Came Three Times."
