It burns when I pee. - GoFuckYourself.com

11-29-2003, 06:45 AM

I'm sorry.

beergood · 11-29-2003, 06:46 AM

Isn't that the clap? You got the dick of death man

peewee · 11-29-2003, 06:46 AM

quick cut it off,before it spreads through your body

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 06:49 AM

i think its a bladder infection

someone said cranberry juice?

ITS NOT THE CLAP YOU FUCKING SHUT UP

LeoneMafia · 11-29-2003, 06:50 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

Go to the doctor!

MrLeone

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 06:51 AM

does it hurt when you shit too?

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
does it hurt when you shit too?

what makes you think i wanna discuss my PRIVATE bodily functions on a forum?

jeeze

Marcus · 11-29-2003, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
i think its a bladder infection

someone said cranberry juice?

squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by Marcus

squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?

no

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by Marcus

squeeze the head of your dick so your piss hole opens up a little, is there any puss at all in there?

..and if it's white - it's trihomonos, if it's yellow, it's gonorreah...

the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
;-))

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
It burns when I pee.

Drink more ice water.

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
;-))

so thats a good thing right?

wtf is trmionoisthjoe?

or whatever?

arg · 11-29-2003, 06:56 AM

http://www.marshfieldclinic.org/catt.../cranberry.asp

See a doc for sure. It hurts now, but it can still get worse. Cranberry juice is good but isn't suggested as a primary treatment. And by the way, no cranapple juice or anything, as the added sugar can make matters worse - get pure cranberry juice and prepare to make the O face.

Marcus · 11-29-2003, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

..and if it's white - it's trihomonos, if it's yellow, it's gonorreah...

the cranberry juice will help you as much as a blow job from juicylinks...
;-))

thats what I was thinking too.

jim I'd go to the doctor anyway to get checked out. dont fuck around with that shit.

Even if it's a bladder infection, it's only going to get worse and more painful to pee as days go by.

Groove · 11-29-2003, 06:57 AM

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Symptoms of Gonorrhea: When initially infected, the majority of men have some signs or symptoms. Symptoms and signs include a burning sensation when urinating and a yellowish white discharge from the penis. Sometimes men with gonorrhea get painful or swollen testicles.

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/g/gonorrhea/symptoms.htm

Time to see a doctor

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 06:58 AM

A bladder infection, something nearly all women will experience at least once in life, can turn into a more serious kidney infection if not treated with antibiotics. Common symptoms for a bladder infection are:

A burning sensation while urinating
Increased frequency of urination
Nighttime urination that doesn't normally occur
Pain above the pubic bone or in the lower back

Bladder infections most commonly occur in sexually active women, although about 10 percent of women naturally have bacteria in their vaginas that makes them more susceptible to these infections. In sexual intercourse, bacteria are pushed up the urethra, a 2- to 3-centimeter-long tube that goes from the bladder to the outside of the body. Bladder infections are rare in men because bacteria cannot easily reach their bladders--men's urethras are six to eight inches long.

WTF?

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by Marcus

thats what I was thinking too.

jim I'd go to the doctor anyway to get checked out. dont fuck around with that shit.

Even if it's a bladder infection, it's only going to get worse and more painful to pee as days go by.

could also be a tumor....let's all have a vigil it's a benign one...
I'd hate to post epitaphy on GFY like:
"He was so young, it's just not fair he is no longer with us.."

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:03 AM

jim, just in case,
if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.."
speech for your approval now-
just wink!

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
jim, just in case,
if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.."
speech for your approval now-
just wink!

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

it's OK, I understand...the good news is:
if this is malignant, the metatstasis goes into the liver first,
will give you 3 months of pain and siffering,
more than plenty of time to polish the speech...

Marcus · 11-29-2003, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

WTF?

I hope you don't really think that drinking cranberry juice will make a disease go away.

Only a moron would do nothing and let an infection in their dick sit there and stew and grow and grow.

whether it's a std or just a urinary tract infection, all you have to do it go to a doctor and they'll give you a shot and a couple of pills and you'll be out of there in an hour.

Plus if you have a girlfriend she needs to know now.

And go today, dont wait until monday. It's going to get worse quickly.

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:06 AM

i do not have dick cancer

or cock rot

i have a BLADDER INFECTION

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend
i do not have dick cancer

or cock rot

i have a BLADDER INFECTION

are you a doctor? how do you know?

bladder infections are more rare in men than your granny getting laid...

it's OK, son,
I was about to ask you about your hosting, but if you are dieing anyway,
I'll recomend
http://IsPrime.com
;-))))

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by Marcus
whether it's a std or just a urinary tract infection, all you have to do it go to a doctor and they'll give you a shot and a couple of pills and you'll be out of there in an hour.

You left out the best part, where they shove the pipe-cleaner up his peehole and root around for a few dozen seconds.

Those few seconds could seem like minutes.

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

are you a doctor? how do you know?

bladder infections are more rare in men than your granny getting laid...

it's OK, son,
I was about to ask you about your hosting, but if you are dieing anyway,
I'll recomend
http://IsPrime.com
;-))))

if i sign up at oprano will you stop?

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

if i sign up at oprano will you stop?

maybe...but not before you make 10 posts...

if you make 50 posts,
I'll even recomend you:
1) the best surgeon
2) the best funeral parlor

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:14 AM

can they be real spammy?

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 07:16 AM

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It burns when I pee.

Wasn't there someone with a GFY nick like that?

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
can they be real spammy?

nope,
they gotta be intelligent...
I know, I know, it might take you 2 months,, but
you still be with us, regardless of anything
;-=)))

Marcus · 11-29-2003, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
You left out the best part, where they shove the pipe-cleaner up his peehole and root around for a few dozen seconds.

Those few seconds could seem like minutes.

SCRAPE SCRAPE

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:18 AM

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:19 AM

[IMG]http://www.********************/fispq/007z.jpg[/IMG]

Groove · 11-29-2003, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
can they be real spammy?

Spamming Gonorrhea that's a new one

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by Groove

Spamming Gonorrhea that's a new one

hahhaahahhahaahhahahyaq
;-)))
LOL
;-)))))

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 07:21 AM

You're a brave man Jimthefiend. If my dick was that small I wouldn't have the balls to post it here.

You da man.

DarkJedi · 11-29-2003, 07:24 AM

Gonorrhea.

You're fucked.

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
You're a brave man Jimthefiend. If my dick was that small I wouldn't have the balls to post it here.

You da man.

THATS NOT MY DICK

jesus christ

if youre interested i CAN post it though

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
THATS NOT MY DICK

ha ha... sure sure. I beleive you. No need to raise your letters at me.

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
ha ha... sure sure. I beleive you.

soon as my fluffer i mean gf wakes up im writing your name on my cock

CDSmith · 11-29-2003, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
soon as my fluffer i mean gf wakes up im writing your name on my cock

K, but make sure the font size is -1.

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
K, but make sure the font size is -1.

women get gonorreah symptoms too...but VERY rare..
let her sllep, don't upset the poor girl...

Paul Markham · 11-29-2003, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

what makes you think i wanna discuss my PRIVATE bodily functions on a forum?

jeeze

And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.

IF YOU'RE A MORON.

Serge_Oprano · 11-29-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by charly
And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.

IF YOU'RE A MORON.

I think he is...and please, stop making fun of him, he is dieing...

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by charly
And as we all know pissing is not a bodily function and the type of thing you should ask advice on GFY about.

IF YOU'RE A MORON.

oh my god

youre clueless arent you?

sweet7 · 11-29-2003, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

you're a Chlamydiot

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What is chlamydia?
Chlamydia trachomatis is a bacterium that can cause an STI. Chlamydia infection is very common among young adults and teenagers. However, many people do not know that they have chlamydia, because although they are infected they may not have any symptoms. About 75% of infected women and half of infected men have no symptoms of chlamydia.

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What are some symptoms of chlamydia?
About 75% of women and 50% of men with chlamydia have no symptoms of infection.

In women, symptoms of chlamydia may include:

-An unusual vaginal discharge

-Bleeding after intercourse

-Bleeding between menstrual periods

-Abdominal or pelvic pain

In men, symptoms of chlamydia may include:

-Discharge from the penis

-Burning with urination

-Swollen and/or painful testicles

Quote:

How does someone get chlamydia?
Chlamydia is transmitted through sexual contact (primarily vaginal or anal) with an infected person.

http://www.engenderhealth.org/wh/inf/dchl.html

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:52 AM

OH MY FUCKING GOD I MADE IT UP

myjah · 11-29-2003, 07:54 AM

see a doctor. he can give u meds to fix whatever it is

Groove · 11-29-2003, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend
OH MY FUCKING GOD I MADE IT UP

OK, I believe you...

jimthefiend · 11-29-2003, 07:56 AM

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11-29-2003, 06:56 AM	#14
arg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,164	http://www.marshfieldclinic.org/catt.../cranberry.asp See a doc for sure. It hurts now, but it can still get worse. Cranberry juice is good but isn't suggested as a primary treatment. And by the way, no cranapple juice or anything, as the added sugar can make matters worse - get pure cranberry juice and prepare to make the O face.

11-29-2003, 06:58 AM	#17
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	A bladder infection, something nearly all women will experience at least once in life, can turn into a more serious kidney infection if not treated with antibiotics. Common symptoms for a bladder infection are: A burning sensation while urinating Increased frequency of urination Nighttime urination that doesn't normally occur Pain above the pubic bone or in the lower back Bladder infections most commonly occur in sexually active women, although about 10 percent of women naturally have bacteria in their vaginas that makes them more susceptible to these infections. In sexual intercourse, bacteria are pushed up the urethra, a 2- to 3-centimeter-long tube that goes from the bladder to the outside of the body. Bladder infections are rare in men because bacteria cannot easily reach their bladders--men's urethras are six to eight inches long. WTF?

11-29-2003, 07:03 AM	#19
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	jim, just in case, if you want me to prepare the "he's no longer with us.." speech for your approval now- just wink!

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